Randy Demain can raise the dead and you can too!

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StrawberryJam said:
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Anyone want to try it?
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Aren’t there zombie movies that start out with guys like him…?

I’m suddenly reminded of the story of St. Peter and Simon the Sorcerer in Rome. At one point Simon claimed he could raise from the dead, and went to the funeral of a little boy. It seemed like the boy was being raised, then Peter pointed out that Simon was just doing a cheap magic trick and raised him for real.
 
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Aren’t there zombie movies that start out with guys like him…?

I’m suddenly reminded of the story of St. Peter and Simon the Sorcerer in Rome. At one point Simon claimed he could raise from the dead, and went to the funeral of a little boy. It seemed like the boy was being raised, then Peter pointed out that Simon was just doing a cheap magic trick and raised him for real.
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He’s the one they named that horrible sin Simony after right? Because he tried to buy holy orders? I just pieced that one together after thinking about the scripture you mentioned.

Simon is alive and well, even after all these years have gone by. We will never know his eternal state, but we can know his “spirit” lives on!
 
StrawberryJam said:
He’s the one they named that horrible sin Simony after right? Because he tried to buy holy orders? I just pieced that one together after thinking about the scripture you mentioned.

Simon is alive and well, even after all these years have gone by. We will never know his eternal state, but we can know his “spirit” lives on!
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Actually he repented of his evil ways, but as a way of penance he was turned into a chipmunk, where he joined fellow rodents Theodore and Alvin on a world tour.

OK, that was a bad joke, but still…
 
Byzantine_Wolf said:
Actually he repented of his evil ways, but as a way of penance he was turned into a chipmunk, where he joined fellow rodents Theodore and Alvin on a world tour.

OK, that was a bad joke, but still…
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Great mystics have done harsh pennance for lesser offenses.
 
Byzantine_Wolf said:
Actually he repented of his evil ways, but as a way of penance he was turned into a chipmunk, where he joined fellow rodents Theodore and Alvin on a world tour.

OK, that was a bad joke, but still…
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They are still selling the Alvin and the Chipmunk toys at Mc Donalds. The Squeakwel or something.

Does this mean that Mc Donald’s is supporting Simony?

I know they have been boycotted in the past by christians. But, this could mean another one.
 
Byzantine_Wolf said:
Nope. Watching a Brook Shields movie.
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Senior citizens driving in **rush hour **to get to the discount day sales when they are valid ALL DAY. Causing you to be late to work because they ride the breaks the entire trip.
 
StrawberryJam said:
Senior citizens driving in **rush hour **to get to the discount day sales when they are valid ALL DAY. Causing you to be late to work because they ride the breaks the entire trip.
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But worst of all: going to the express lane at the grocery store one item over and paying with check. Oooooooh there’s a special poker in hell for people like that…
 
Byzantine_Wolf said:
But worst of all: going to the express lane at the grocery store one item over and paying with check. Oooooooh there’s a special poker in hell for people like that…
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Yes, you did “raise” my spirit up in this thread!

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StrawberryJam said:
Yes, you did “raise” my spirit up in this thread!

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Hot dang! Randy Demain was right! I could make a ton of money I mean win a ton of souls with this method!

BTW, have you seen the other videos on that website? There’s one female pastor there who looks like a gold digger…not to sound mean, but…she does. And she keeps talking about the dead being raised and real life journeys to heaven, etc…then there’s one of her on TBN. Wow. Surprise there.
 
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