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Dr.Bombay
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Are you threatening Our exalted person? We challenge you to carry out your feeble and impious threats.
Nonetheless, We, always persisting in fatherly charity, and being reluctant to break the fraternal bonds of peace and concord, do extend unto you Our fervent hope that you have enjoyed a blessed Feast of the Nativity.
You are both trying Our patience.We regally take note of your pretensions and choose to be charitble, inviting you to share our use of what has always been OUR perogative. Put the can back on the shelf.
However, in a spirit of fraternal concession, We will admit that when We reinstitute the throne, both of you would make fine throne bearers.
So let it be written, so let it be done. Given at Undisclosed location this 27th day of December, in the Year of Our Lord 2005, the first of Our regal pretensions.