Return of another oldie - Have you ever

[Dougbro1]

No.

Have you ever paddled a canoe?

 

[hope]

Yes

Have you ever had a piercing?

 

[Dougbro1]

No, I’m not the rebellious type of guy.

Have you ever witnessed an arrest?

 

[Dougbro1]

No, but I have held my younger siblings still while they were being injected.

Have you ever been licked by a dog?

 

[hope]

Yes

Have you ever climbed a mountain?

 

[Dougbro1]

No.

Have you ever participated in a Pro-Life march?

 

[hope]

Yes

Have you flown a kite?

 

[Dougbro1]

yes.

Have you ever been on a water slide as an adult?

 

[Dougbro1]

Yes.

Have you ever had fish as pets?

 

[Dougbro1]

Yes. And I still do.

Have you ever had a record-player?

 

[hope]

Yes

Have you ever attended more than two masses in one day?

 

[Dougbro1]

No.

Have you ever made pancakes?

 

[Dougbro1]

No, but I helped with that as a child.

Have you ever had a messy workplace?

 

[UpUpAndAway]

Oh heavens no

Have you ever been to Shanghai?

 

[hope]

No

Have you seen a shooting star?

 

[hope]

No

Have you rode in the bed of a truck

 

[hope]

Yes ’

Have you had chicken pox?

 

[TradViolin]

No, I have not.

Have you ever eaten a dish containing ghost pepper as an ingredient?

 

[hope]

No

Have you ever road a camel?

 

[UpUpAndAway]

No.

Have you ever been singled out by a customs agent for a full manual search of your luggage?