Return of another oldie - Have you ever

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Well, I tried to make my own with a feather and it didn’t work that well.

Have you ever had a shoe fall apart while you were wearing it?
 
Once, way back when…I was still in college, and didn’t have any credit cards yet, so it could have been a lot worse. The wallet turned up intact a couple weeks later, after I had replaced the driver’s license, student ID, draft card, and library card.

Have you ever required physical therapy?
 
Yes. I sat down (fell down on my bottom, actually) hard and injured my spine so I had to have therapy to straighten things out. (Much to be preferred to spinal surgery!)

Have you ever flown in a glider?
 
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No.

Have you ever had your GPS tell you to do something that wasn’t possible (like go the wrong way down a one-way street)?
 
I’ve never used GPS… whenever I drive to an unfamiliar area, I make sure I have an old-fashioned folding map of the area…hasn’t failed yet…

Have you ever made your own yogurt?
 
No, but I know people who do.

Have you ever had a two year old child (approx age is okay) pass gas loudly, and then look at you and say “Say excuse me” 🙂
 
No, can’t say that I have. 🤨

Have you ever attended the ordination of a transitional deacon?
 
No. I have thought about it more than once.

Have you ever used an AED (automated external defibrillator, or public access defibrillator)? 💓
 
I am certified to use one, but I have never had to use one.

Have you ever gone to ANY ordination (Deacon or Priest)?
 
I’ve attended the ordinations of multiple deacons (both permanent and transitional), multiple priests, and one bishop.

(You have to be certified to use an AED? I thought the whole point of those is that anyone can use them.)

Have you ever participated in a cooking competition (state/county fair, chili cook-off, etc.)?
 
The only thing I’ve actually cooked in a microwave is poached eggs…

Have you ever been to a dog show?
 
No. I have neither the nerve nor the balancing ability to try that.

Have you ever tossed coins in a fountain and made a wish?
 
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