Return of yet another oldie - TPAM [The Poster After Me]

[GEddie]

Not m e, I’ve flown to or across five continents.

TPAM has never been on a subway.

 

[Hunho]

Yes I have been, if the underground in London counts.

TPAM has been to a disco club.

 

[CRV]

Staying Alive, staying alive, uh uh, uh staying alive… … Yes.

TPAM can type 60 words a minute.

 

[UpUpAndAway]

Not even close.

TPAM’s home does not have central air conditioning.

 

[Sunbreak]

True

TPAM has a secret

 

[Convert3]

I suppose I do from my work years ago.

TPAM is nursing an injury.

 

[UpUpAndAway]

No, thank goodness. Right now, the closest thing I have to an injury is a broken fingernail (cracked into the side of the nail bed but neither bleeding nor painful).

TPAM just yawned.

 

[CRV]

No.

TPAM has a motorized toy sailboat.

 

[GEddie]

No, but am designing one for my nephews

TPAM has a wine cellar

 

[Sunbreak]

No

TPAM hides treats from other people

 

[GEddie]

No.

TPAM has been in an historical reenactment.

 

[Hunho]

No.

TPAM has visited Disneyland in California.

 

[MNathaniel]

Yes.

TPAM has flown in a helicopter.

 

[CRV]

No.

TPAM is a godparent to a close family member.

 

[GEddie]

Yes, my DBS.

TPAM has hosted numerous beer bashes.

 

[UpUpAndAway]

Never hosted one.

TPAM is allergic to shellfish.

 

[CRV]

Nope, but some family members are.

TPAM has been betrayed by a friend.

 

[GEddie]

Yes, many years ago.

TPAM has been kicked in the pants.

 

[CRV]

Figuratively, yes. Literally, no.

TPAM is a regular blood donor (prior COVID-19)

 

[GEddie]

Nope.

Was until disqualified for hormone levels in the late 1900s.

TPAM still has a living granny