Return of yet another oldie - TPAM [The Poster After Me]

[Hunho]

No.

TPAM needs plenty of coffee first thing in the morning.

 

[GEddie]

Don’t drink coffee.

TPAM was a daily communicant prior to the virus.

 

[UpUpAndAway]

I once was a daily communicant, but am no longer and that predates COVID-19 becoming a problem where I live by about fifteen months.

TPAM carries his/her mobile phone without any physical protection (no case, bumper, sleeve, etc.).

 

[CRV]

No, not game to do that! It has a protective glass screen, and then inside a case - I think I’ve only dropped it two or three times though.

TPAM has a dual sim phone.

 

[upant]

TPAM has a dual sim phone.

no, but I need a new phone

TPAM went on a trip recently

 

[Hunho]

No.

TPAM enjoys canoeing.

 

[upant]

No.

TPAM enjoys canoeing.

kayaking so it is close

TPAM has a kayak

 

[CRV]

No.

TPAM has surfboard from the 80s. :surfing_man: :surfing_woman:

 

[Hunho]

Nope. No surfboard from any time and no nearby surf.

TPAM has visited Reelfoot Lake State Park in Tennessee?

 

[GEddie]

Too far away.

TPAM has been to Nuevo Laredo, MX?

 

[UpUpAndAway]

No.

TPAM never goes to sleep before midnight.

 

[CRV]

Once upon a time … …

TPAM is an accomplished ballroom dancer.

 

[Hunho]

No.

TPAM has played as catcher in a baseball game (any level).

 

[GEddie]

Nope.

TPAM has gone hunting snakes

 

[CRV]

Nope. Wanted to keep them as pets about 20yrs ago.

TPAM is afraid of snakes (the slithery kind).

 

[Salibi]

I think I would, but I’ve never encountered one (the universe should not take this as a sign that I want to).

TPAM is made jittery by spiders.

 

[UpUpAndAway]

Not in the least. You must be thinking of The Husband

TPAM is lactose intolerant. :milk_glass:

 

[GEddie]

Nope.

TPAM has severe allergies.

 

[CRV]

Thankfully, no, not severe - though allergies yes.

TPAM has renovated a house for profit.

 

[Hunho]

No.

TPAM has a swimming pool in the yard.