Return of yet another oldie - TPAM [The Poster After Me]

[GEddie]

No, we did.

TPAM is still in personal quarantine.

 

[CRV]

No, for which I’m grateful.

TPAM can now attend Mass again.

 

[Hunho]

No. Because of age and health condition I’m still staying in.

TPAM is over six feet tall?

 

[Funvod]

I’m 6 feet even.

TPAM is 5 feet tall.

 

[GEddie]

No.

TPAM has a musclebound body.

 

[UpUpAndAway]

Uh, no.

TPAM quit smoking in the past six months.

 

[Convert3]

Never smoked, never will.

TPAM enjoys old black and white movies.

 

[UpUpAndAway]

Those are pretty much the only movies I enjoy. Even more so if they’re silent

TPAM does not ever consume alcoholic beverages.

 

[Funvod]

Not often, but I have.

TPAM is American.

 

[UpUpAndAway]

Yes.

TPAM can read Russian.

 

[Convert3]

As well as I can read Mandarin.

TPAM has never been to an NFL game.

 

[Funvod]

Correct. My dad sometimes texts me updates about teams he likes though,if that counts.

TPAM has never played a sport.

 

[CRV]

Back in school I did.

TPAM strongly dislikes dusting their furniture.

 

[upant]

furniture has to be dusted?

kidding, it’s just another chore that has to be done, usually without much thought.

TPAM cleans their work keyboard after someone else uses it

 

[GEddie]

Not presently employed.

TPAM is a serious gamer.

 

[Convert3]

No

TPAM enjoys spy movies and novels

 

[GEddie]

Heqq yeah!

TPAM has become a default streaming binger.

 

[Hunho]

No. Now if you were talking about being a reading binger . . .

TPAM loves cryptic statements

 

[GEddie]

Kind of?

TPAM loves word puzzles

 

[UpUpAndAway]

Not particularly.

TPAM attends at least one opera annually (under normal circumstances).