Satan's Face found on Turtle's shell...think it's a joke?

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MICHIGANTOWN, Ind. - Could it be… Satan? A central Indiana pet shop owner says a turtle that was the only animal to survive an October fire has developed an image of Satan’s face on its shell.

Bryan Dora says it looks like the devil wants us to know that he was there.

Dora says he can see a goatee and a pair of pointy horns on the shell of the palm-sized red-eared slider turtle named Lucky.

He says Lucky is healthy and its behavior hasn’t changed.

Investigators could not determine the cause of the fire, which destroyed the A-Dora-ble Pet Shop and several other businesses in Frankfort, about 40 miles northwest of Indianapolis.

Dora has produced a DVD of the turtle’s story that he plans to auction on the Internet. He will also offer the winning bidder the chance to buy Lucky off-line.
Might as well sell the turtle on Ebay, since it’s the premier retailer in theological hoaxes!!!
 
It looks like a totem pole to me. I hope I didn’t just look at satan.
 
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gilliam:
http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/news/pics/breaking/0318satan-turtl-autosized141.jpgI think you need a vivid imagination to see it.

I see a mule, myself.
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me too.
 
I find this just stupid. I can see why Satan would leave his mark at the world trade center (satan’s face in the smoke and debris) but why on earth would he leave it on the back of a turtle??? Not very intimidating is it?
 
I’d charge the pet store owner with arson.

He probably planned all this out. Receive money from the fire insurance, and get rich off selling a “satanic” turtle, somehow the only survivor of the fire.

The guy is an opportunist, nothing more.
 
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sarcophagus:
I find this just stupid. I can see why Satan would leave his mark at the world trade center (satan’s face in the smoke and debris) but why on earth would he leave it on the back of a turtle??? Not very intimidating is it?
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He got confused, he thought it was a tortous.
 
A demonic turtle and a holy cheese sandwich walk into a bar…
 
Faithful 2 Rome:
A demonic turtle and a holy cheese sandwich walk into a bar…
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Exactly, he heard about “Mary’s” face on a cheese sandwich and the rest is history… anything for a buck.
 
Its Nester the Long Earred Donkey and thats the long lost Christmas turtle telling everyone the miracle of the holy cheese sandwich is true!

True Story:

I actually found a cheeto last week that looked liked a saint carrying a lamb…not a good enough depiction mind you to place on ebay, but a pretty decent outline for sure… and believe me…I’d have put that sucker on ebay if it was detailed…I dont have room in my life for shrines to holy snack food.
I laughed, showed it to my family…they actually went WOW! and got mad at me when I bit into the thing and ATE IT…like I did some unholy thing…I said…no, whats wrong is people taking this stuff seriously… if God was trying to talk to me in a cheeto, I’ll have no part of it.
 
What kind of soup would the turtle make?

Would you have to boil the h out of it first?
 
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