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lynnehelen
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Up all night blogging about Mr. Obama and the atrocity against blacks vs. the atrocity against the unborn, especially, the fact that “science,” the national religion (there is no separation of church and state, the state IS the church), makes a hatchet job of 90 percent of morality.
So I offer the following joke a Catholic friend told me a long, long time ago:
A Scientist is doing an experiment on a frog. He says “Jump, frog, jump.” The frog jumps.
The Scientist cuts off one of the frog’s legs. He says, “Jump, frog, jump.” The frog, struggling a little, manages to hop.
The Scientist cuts off a second leg. He says, “Jump, frog, jump.” The frog, struggling, budges forward.
The Scientist cuts off a third leg. He says “Jump, frog, jump.” The frog struggles.
The Scientist cust off the frog’s last leg and then says, “Jump, frog, jump.” The frog can’t move.
“Frogs with no legs,” the Scientist concludes, “are deaf.”
My father is a scientist.
So I offer the following joke a Catholic friend told me a long, long time ago:
A Scientist is doing an experiment on a frog. He says “Jump, frog, jump.” The frog jumps.
The Scientist cuts off one of the frog’s legs. He says, “Jump, frog, jump.” The frog, struggling a little, manages to hop.
The Scientist cuts off a second leg. He says, “Jump, frog, jump.” The frog, struggling, budges forward.
The Scientist cuts off a third leg. He says “Jump, frog, jump.” The frog struggles.
The Scientist cust off the frog’s last leg and then says, “Jump, frog, jump.” The frog can’t move.
“Frogs with no legs,” the Scientist concludes, “are deaf.”
My father is a scientist.