A ‘great’ civilization?
In Catholic medieval Europe most people were illiterate peasants (just one or two steps above slaves), and warfare was constant. Kings and nobles could abuse the common folk with impunity. Moreover famine and disease (such as the Black Death) were constant dangers.
How is that great?
Civilizations can be measured in relative terms. Compare your hilarious Monty Python-ized parody of what you think Medieval Europe was with cultures contemporary to it. It
was great–even measured against the dubious parallel of the caliphates and Chinese.
Compare it even to Modern culture. You can read this surprising fact for yourself from the following tidbit which is far more eloquent than I could ever hope to put it:
Hilaire Belloc’s preface to Hoffman Nickerson’s The Inquisition
“Had you presented to the early thirteenth century the spectacle of the whole male population medically examined, registered, and forcibly drafted into a life where a chance error might be punished immediately by death or some other terrible punishment; had you shown him men, doubtful in their loyalty to the nation, condemned to years of perpetual silence, secluded from their fellow beings after being made a spectacle of public dishonour in the Courts; had you even sketched for him the universal spy system whereby a strong modern central Government holds down all its subjects as no Government of antiquity, however tyrannical, ever held them down–could you have shown a man of the thirteenth century all this, he would have felt the same repulsion and horror which most modern men felt on reading of the Inquisition, its objects and its methods.”
This, by the way, is
only describing the proto-technocratic bureaucracies of c. ~1911.
Not even raising the spectre of WWII and its concomitant evils.
The (1) Shoa/Holocaust, (2) the momentary incineration of Japanese civilians, and the thousands who suffered radiation poisoning for the rest of their lives, (3) the cannibalism and death marches of the Pacific theater, (4) clouds of poison gas, (5) and the clumps of German flesh and blood turned to bacon during the fire bombing of Dresden… and–of course–the despicable slaughter that they committed to earn this treatment. Let’s not even mention the Third World inflamed by this single world (i.e., European) war, and the innumerable struggles for sovereignty through guerrilla warfare, rape, and coups.
You also mention that disease (you give the example of the Black Death) was omnipresent.
No, sorry, that’s not true. The great plagues came in waves. We, on the other hand, actually have truly endemic diseases (to translate epidemiological terms into plain English: ‘diseases that pretty much never go away, and remain prevalent in a certain population’): AIDS, cancer, obesity, and atheism.
[In your defense, a better argument would have been the little sicknesses: that a common cold possessed a potential killer. The high infant mortality rate would also be a more compelling example] If you did take the great plagues as an indication of a civilization’s ‘weakness’–our pandemics have been far more deadly. Some statistics show as much as a third of the world’s population having been infected by Spanish Flu (1918 outbreak), and 3% of the world’s population dying.
People will undoubtedly look back on this modern, 20th century as the most evil, barbarous era in human history. Man finally develops enough efficiency to achieve material comfort–and the story of Cain and Abel is replayed on the world stage.
I’ll take the Middle Ages any day, thank you very much. An iPod and a Constitution that can be changed whenever the ACLU gets bored are not worth it.