She (yes, she) tells why she became a Catholic priest

  • Thread starter Thread starter StratusRose
  • Start date Start date
Status
Not open for further replies.
Alas, clearly you are unqualified for this lofty position. If you had the requisite wisdom, you would have declared yourself Emperor of All Humankind.

Shame on you for not knowing any better. :tsktsk:

I hereby declare you Deposed.

šŸ˜‰
Have you even thought about the prospect of ruling over billions of women, 25% of whom have PMS at that given moment?

No thanks, I’ll take the guys. I’ll leave the women to their own devices.

😃
 
No, it would apear the Great Emperor Scott only wishes to rule over men. He would prefer to leave women to their own devices.
Ah, apparently The Great Emperor Scott is wiser than I thought, and hence, for the moment at least wiser than I. All hail The Great Emperor Scott!
I, on the other hand, declare myself Overlord of All That Is Living, which makes the Emperor Scott my subordinate.
Hmm… sneaky.
Would anyone like to be Emperor/Empress of All Womankind?
:eek:

Umm… I nominate… my fiancee? She is meek and humble of heart.
 
Have you even thought about the prospect of ruling over billions of women, 25% of whom have PMS at that given moment?
Dude…

I mean, your Emperorship…

No, actually, I mean,

Dude… no, I didn’t think about that. I have enough trouble as it is.

The burdens of rule are all yours. Good luck with that! šŸ‘
 
I have a friend who is the heir of the exiled Prussian Duke. I am the decedent of Fredrick Barbossa (sp) king of Germany and Holy Roman Emperor. By rights he is Duke Robert Von --------- and I am Empress Kathleen Von ------- If we were to marry we would have legitimate claim to the thrones of Germany, meaning we would be the (Catholic) Kaiser and Kaiseran of Germany, and a good slice of Europe through my claim to the Holy Roman Empire. Now, if this woman can claim she is a ā€œpriestā€ I think my friend and I need to be on the next plane to Germany.

I wish they wouldn’t use ECC, it’s unfair to the Eastern Catholic Church which actually IS part of the Catholic Church.
 
I have a friend who is the heir of the exiled Prussian Duke. I am the decedent of Fredrick Barbossa (sp) king of Germany and Holy Roman Emperor. By rights he is Duke Robert Von --------- and I am Empress Kathleen Von ------- If we were to marry we would have legitimate claim to the thrones of Germany, meaning we would be the (Catholic) Kaiser and Kaiseran of Germany, and a good slice of Europe through my claim to the Holy Roman Empire. Now, if this woman can claim she is a ā€œpriestā€ I think my friend and I need to be on the next plane to Germany.

I wish they wouldn’t use ECC, it’s unfair to the Eastern Catholic Church which actually IS part of the Catholic Church.
Dude- I am totally jealous.
 
*The Roman Catholic Church, not surprisingly, does not recognize Rowley as a priest. ā€œThe Church does not see itself able to ordain women, following the long and constant teaching of the church,ā€ says Sister Mary Ann Walsh, a spokeswoman for the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops. (It does, however, recognize the more than 100 already married men who became priests after a conversion to Roman Catholicism.) *

The above quotation from the Newsweek interview really says a lot about the reporter’s thinking and her knowledge (or lack of knowledge) of the Church. She seems to think that she caught the Church in a contradiction–no to women but yes to married priests! I am shocked!!! Shocked!!! How hypocritical and unfair!!! Seriously, Eden Theological is a progressive (their term) inter-denominational seminary strongly connected to UCC (her husband’s faith). How Ms. Rowley can even fantasize she’s a Roman Catholic Priest is beyond me.
 
I had my friend crown me Queen of England. I’m a man but that does not matter at all. If that woman thinks she is a priest I can play that game too. ALL BOW TO ME… I AM THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND. Nobody in England can tell me any different. If any body wants to be a knight, I will gladly knight them.
can i be a knight templar ? in fact i am, i go around the holy land sword in hand and slaying the infidel and protecting pilgirms.(in my mind)šŸ˜‰
 
How Ms. Rowley can even fantasize she’s a Roman Catholic Priest is beyond me.
The same way so many ā€œCatholicsā€ can fantasize that abortion and artificial birth control and gay ā€œmarriagesā€ are okay because they want them to be.🤷
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top