Should I shoot down Cupid?

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28562 said:
Since cupid is a flying creature, as a duck hunter, I would suggest 3" #3 hevi metal shells. And remember to aim a little in front of him. If you aim where he is, you’ll hit where he was…😉
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Hmmmm, I thought that a rocket launcher could one-hit-kill him…
 
Isn’t this like the second or third thread you’ve made about not being able to find love within the past month or so?

Pray to understand God’s timing, not yours. Like God would use Cupid, not a chance.
 
Crescentinus said:
Hmmmm, I thought that a rocket launcher could one-hit-kill him…
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You stand a much better chance of hitting a moving object with multiple projectiles (pellets inside a shotgun shell) than just one…unless it is heat seeking.😃
 
28562 said:
You stand a much better chance of hitting a moving object with multiple projectiles (pellets inside a shotgun shell) than just one…unless it is heat seeking.😃
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It’s heat seeking. 😃
 
This reminds me of the recent South Park episode where Cartman brutally murders his imaginary “Cupid Me.” 😃
 
That was actually a very funny episode and one of very few south park episodes I liked (as a general rule I find the show to be very vulgar and do not watch it).
 
EasterJoy said:
You do realize that Cupid is a pagan god? You might not want the quarry he brings down for you, anyway!

As the true God to help you, be resolved to submit to his will, and you will do best!
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Exactly!

My advice for you is to change your approach since the existing one has not been working out. 👍
 
PatriceA said:
Isn’t this like the second or third thread you’ve made about not being able to find love within the past month or so?

Pray to understand God’s timing, not yours. Like God would use Cupid, not a chance.
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I am very frustrated at the fact that no matter what I tend to do, I do not get any romance. Whenever I go out of the house into wherever I go to, I see couples everywhere! :eek:
It got me thinking. If others have romance, then why on earth do I not have romance?
 
Contra_Mundum said:
Because someone really special might be around the corner. 😉
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If that’s the case, then wouldn’t it make sense if she just showed up in front of me and confessed?
I’m starting to get tired looking for her.

There are two schools of thought that tend to have a conflict within me. One tells me to wait, while the other tells me to look. I’m so confused.
 
I feel your frustrations, I have them too. I will say this, waiting isn’t going to help you. Nobody got anything they wanted by standing around and waiting.

I have however learned to cheapen my failed romantic overtures by going dutch and very cheap dates the first several dates…that way if it doesn’t work out, I didn’t lose anything because I was paying for myself. 👍
 
I have a similar problem and it does not help that I have not even had a date in over 4 years.
 
Well darn it, I say it’s high-time we get out there and date and stop trolling the forums feeling sorry for ourselves :yyeess:
 
Crescentinus said:
I am very frustrated at the fact that no matter what I tend to do, I do not get any romance. Whenever I go out of the house into wherever I go to, I see couples everywhere! :eek:
It got me thinking. If others have romance, then why on earth do I not have romance?
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Lots of CAF members gave you good advice in the last thread you started, have you tried any of it? Its not an instantaneous formula that you just add water to and poof, romance. Just because you see couples everywhere doesn’t mean they have any better clue than you do about REAL love either. Its easy to be a couple, its God’s timing to be in a real marriage.
 
PatriceA said:
Lots of CAF members gave you good advice in the last thread you started, have you tried any of it? Its not an instantaneous formula that you just add water to and poof, romance. Just because you see couples everywhere doesn’t mean they have any better clue than you do about REAL love either. Its easy to be a couple, its God’s timing to be in a real marriage.
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I’ve been trying those various tips. Problem is, there are two schools of thought within me that are in conflict, hence me becoming rather indecisive. :o
 
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