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BamaRider
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Dang Vern, that deer camp post was too funny.
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vern_humphrey
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estesbob
Guest
Its The Second Week Of Deer Camp
I Got A Swollen Head
Iām Lying With The Dust Balls
Underneath My Bed
An Icy Breeze Is Blowing In
Through The Tongue And Groove
My Pants Are Frozen To The Floor
And Iām Too Sick To Move
I Didnāt Drink Too Many
Only Thirty Cans Of Beer
It Must Have Been That Last Shot
That Put Me Under Here
I Got A Swollen Head
Iām Lying With The Dust Balls
Underneath My Bed
An Icy Breeze Is Blowing In
Through The Tongue And Groove
My Pants Are Frozen To The Floor
And Iām Too Sick To Move
I Didnāt Drink Too Many
Only Thirty Cans Of Beer
It Must Have Been That Last Shot
That Put Me Under Here
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mapleoak
Guest
Let me tell you that
you no, itās not so much the heat,
as it is the gosh darn humidity.
You no when u sit there in the bed,
and your just sweaty you no?
And you just,
you go to reach for the water on the nightstand,
and you slide right out of bed
and the wife says,
āStop making so much noise! Your waking me up, go to sleep!ā
Well let me tell you,
(yeah?)
times like that,
make me think bout movin up north,
you no?
(good idea)
Ya Iād do it to.
Course then I couldnāt watch the Packers.
You no the Packers areā¦
Cause I like the Packers.
Iād do nething for the Packers.
Who can forget Vince Lombardi, you no?
Back in the glory years?
Not me, boy.
Yeah nehow.
Gettin to be that time of year,
eh?(yeah, oh yeah)
Ya, Iām a deer hunter.
How do you do?
I got the deer huntin rep n tale for you.
Iām so excited, itās my favorite time of year.
I love to freeze my buns,
chasin trophy deer.
But donāt clap your hands,
to the stompin of the feet,
because Yaheyās like me,
he canāt keep a steady beat.
no, m mm,
I got the great big knife,
cause the hunting is my life.
Itās my chance to drink beer and get away from the wife.
Itās the boys night out,
acting stupidly,
say now, "baby, baby, donāt you think maybe, how 'bout u n me, ya?
haha (get away!)(ow ow ow!)
Well we partied all night,
never made it to our bunks.
And I was sittin in the tree stand,
on the tree day, drunk.
Wind was blowin 45,
temp 30 below.
I was freezin to death,
then it started to snow.
So I got out from the tree stand,
start headin for the truck,
and thats when I seen it there,
the turdy point buck.
TURDY POINT BUCK?!
turdy point buck.
turdy point buck.
(turdy point buck)
Well, he was 8 foot tall,
weighed 12,000 pounds,
with every step there was a shake,
sh-shakin of the ground.
He was ruthaful, so beautiful.
Strutted right out of my dreams,
he was created by God,
just for outdoor magazines.
Now, Iām not much for thinkin,
no, I dont do it often,
but I had an idea.
(yeah, what was that?)
To put that turdy pointer,
right in his coffin, ya.
(turdy piont buck)
Couldnāt get to my gernades,
(yeah rite)
the was in the shop,
my stomach was tied into a monkey knot.
Ya, my only hope was Betty Lou,
she was the one,
a combination AK 57 oozie radar laser triple-barrel double-scoped hit-seekin shotgun.
(turdy point buck)
Ya, the women clappin in the back there, I gotta make that.
Well he was comin toward me,
gettin bigger n bigger,
but my fingers were so frozen,
I couldnāt pull the trigger.
I kicked off my boots,
fired with my big toe,
I was Dirty Harry, John Wayne, n G.I. Joe.
Ya, that turdy point buck,
was only 10 feet away, ya,
still I coudlnāt seem to hit him,
and he wouldnt run away.
And after 20 minutes,
when the smoke cleared,
there were hunters on the ground,
and the worlds biggest dear.
There, standin tall n proud,
he looked at me and yawned,
and then a flash of white,
n there he wasā¦gone.
(oh its alrite clyde, dont worry about it)
Then 7 men got up,
n the one fell down.
A big lump of blaze orange,
shakin on the ground.
At first I thought he was one of the boys,
but it was that no brother good in law of mine,
from Illinois.
(only cheeseheads, send him back on the next plane)
Did ya see the turdy pointer?
Did ya see the turdy pointer?
Did ya see the turdy pionter?
Did ya see the turdy pointer?
As we jumped into the truck,
and Iām gonna get that
turdy point buck.
Ya, Iām gonna get that turdy point buck.
Iām gonna get that turdy point buck.
(turdy point buck)
(Hey, there he goes! There he goes!)
Iām gonna get that turdy point buck.
(Come on guys! Lets go get him!)
Ya, Iām gonna get that turdy piont buck.
(Hey grab your gun man! I got my beer, and I got that hit-seeker)
If itās the last thing I do,
Iām gonna get that turdy point, turdy point buck.
Haha
(tury point buck)
you no, itās not so much the heat,
as it is the gosh darn humidity.
You no when u sit there in the bed,
and your just sweaty you no?
And you just,
you go to reach for the water on the nightstand,
and you slide right out of bed
and the wife says,
āStop making so much noise! Your waking me up, go to sleep!ā
Well let me tell you,
(yeah?)
times like that,
make me think bout movin up north,
you no?
(good idea)
Ya Iād do it to.
Course then I couldnāt watch the Packers.
You no the Packers areā¦
Cause I like the Packers.
Iād do nething for the Packers.
Who can forget Vince Lombardi, you no?
Back in the glory years?
Not me, boy.
Yeah nehow.
Gettin to be that time of year,
eh?(yeah, oh yeah)
Ya, Iām a deer hunter.
How do you do?
I got the deer huntin rep n tale for you.
Iām so excited, itās my favorite time of year.
I love to freeze my buns,
chasin trophy deer.
But donāt clap your hands,
to the stompin of the feet,
because Yaheyās like me,
he canāt keep a steady beat.
no, m mm,
I got the great big knife,
cause the hunting is my life.
Itās my chance to drink beer and get away from the wife.
Itās the boys night out,
acting stupidly,
say now, "baby, baby, donāt you think maybe, how 'bout u n me, ya?
haha (get away!)(ow ow ow!)
Well we partied all night,
never made it to our bunks.
And I was sittin in the tree stand,
on the tree day, drunk.
Wind was blowin 45,
temp 30 below.
I was freezin to death,
then it started to snow.
So I got out from the tree stand,
start headin for the truck,
and thats when I seen it there,
the turdy point buck.
TURDY POINT BUCK?!
turdy point buck.
turdy point buck.
(turdy point buck)
Well, he was 8 foot tall,
weighed 12,000 pounds,
with every step there was a shake,
sh-shakin of the ground.
He was ruthaful, so beautiful.
Strutted right out of my dreams,
he was created by God,
just for outdoor magazines.
Now, Iām not much for thinkin,
no, I dont do it often,
but I had an idea.
(yeah, what was that?)
To put that turdy pointer,
right in his coffin, ya.
(turdy piont buck)
Couldnāt get to my gernades,
(yeah rite)
the was in the shop,
my stomach was tied into a monkey knot.
Ya, my only hope was Betty Lou,
she was the one,
a combination AK 57 oozie radar laser triple-barrel double-scoped hit-seekin shotgun.
(turdy point buck)
Ya, the women clappin in the back there, I gotta make that.
Well he was comin toward me,
gettin bigger n bigger,
but my fingers were so frozen,
I couldnāt pull the trigger.
I kicked off my boots,
fired with my big toe,
I was Dirty Harry, John Wayne, n G.I. Joe.
Ya, that turdy point buck,
was only 10 feet away, ya,
still I coudlnāt seem to hit him,
and he wouldnt run away.
And after 20 minutes,
when the smoke cleared,
there were hunters on the ground,
and the worlds biggest dear.
There, standin tall n proud,
he looked at me and yawned,
and then a flash of white,
n there he wasā¦gone.
(oh its alrite clyde, dont worry about it)
Then 7 men got up,
n the one fell down.
A big lump of blaze orange,
shakin on the ground.
At first I thought he was one of the boys,
but it was that no brother good in law of mine,
from Illinois.
(only cheeseheads, send him back on the next plane)
Did ya see the turdy pointer?
Did ya see the turdy pointer?
Did ya see the turdy pionter?
Did ya see the turdy pointer?
As we jumped into the truck,
and Iām gonna get that
turdy point buck.
Ya, Iām gonna get that turdy point buck.
Iām gonna get that turdy point buck.
(turdy point buck)
(Hey, there he goes! There he goes!)
Iām gonna get that turdy point buck.
(Come on guys! Lets go get him!)
Ya, Iām gonna get that turdy piont buck.
(Hey grab your gun man! I got my beer, and I got that hit-seeker)
If itās the last thing I do,
Iām gonna get that turdy point, turdy point buck.
Haha
(tury point buck)
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vern_humphrey
Guest
You win!
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estesbob
Guest
I think this may be the most thouroughly derailed thread in CAF history!
I have come to the conclusion that deer camp songs should be capped. I also believe that Graphic images of deer camps should not be disolayed where our children can see them and voting for a pro-deer camp politican is a mortal sin.
I have come to the conclusion that deer camp songs should be capped. I also believe that Graphic images of deer camps should not be disolayed where our children can see them and voting for a pro-deer camp politican is a mortal sin.
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vern_humphrey
Guest
I nominate you as Presidential candidate for the Sorehead Party.
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Al_Masetti
Guest
You all beat me to it ā¦
ā¦ amazon.com/Mexifornia-Becoming-Victor-Davis-Hanson/dp/1893554732
ā¦ and which brings us neatly back on topic.
Thankyouandhaveaniceday!
ā¦ amazon.com/Mexifornia-Becoming-Victor-Davis-Hanson/dp/1893554732
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... which brings us back to non-responsive government (using California as an example) of why government should be capped (and not private sector salaries) ...Thankyouandhaveaniceday!
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