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Yeah, you’d figure by now you could declare it as your major in Starfleet Academy Command School. (Temporal Physics 101. Topics include: Avoiding the “Butterfly effect”; learning to recognize possible “predestination paradoxes”; properly conjugating verbs with the most appropriate tense.)Yeah, I tuned out during that whole metaplot business. I don’t know why every starship captain has to end up having an epic role in saving Earth and all of humanity from catastrophe.
Sort of like in the School of Engineering, where the first thing they teach you is how to solve any problem by firing the “particle of the week” through the main deflector array.
Or Starfleet Med School, where they teach you how to recognize what professions you aren’t, dammit.
Hee hee. I could go on a bit on this…