Snake used as face mask on bus in Manchester UK. "I`m a mad Mancunian man me!"

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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a man on a bus with a snake around his face, must be in want of a more constructive hobby.
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--------- as Jane Austen didn’t quite say
 
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All well and good, but what if the snake is infected with the virus?
 
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“Snakes On a Bus”

“Snakes on a Plane”

Love to see Samuel L Jackson’s response.
 
New meaning to the term “Snakeskin”.
Or perhaps he was just a Slytherin alumnus.
 
I’ve always wanted to go around in public with a large pet snake. I saw a girl doing that on Adam-12 once as a child so nobody would mess with her. I’d love some similar protection.

Unfortunately, their need for a constant hot lamp (fire hazard) and need to eat little cute animals rather than McDonald’s hamburgers pretty much rules this out for me.
 
You know he’s been waiting his whole career to write a memo like that.
 
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Zero points for social concern for others. A gazillion points for style.
 
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