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PeterJ
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In recent decades an abomination of mastication has crept unnoticed into our society, a perverse product so impure that even the mention of its name brings shame to a man. Sugarless chewing gum.
Certain perverse individuals have created this contemptible gum with the specific intention of allowing one to take pleasure in the act of digestion whilst at the same time rendering the natural end of this process - that of nutrition - fruitless. Why do we as good moral people continue to overlook this? We must warn others of this nefarious foodstuff, lest God smite us all!
On a serious note, why do people continue to use this same, clearly fallacious argument against masturbation? Other arguments in defence of the prohibition of masturbation are welcome.
Certain perverse individuals have created this contemptible gum with the specific intention of allowing one to take pleasure in the act of digestion whilst at the same time rendering the natural end of this process - that of nutrition - fruitless. Why do we as good moral people continue to overlook this? We must warn others of this nefarious foodstuff, lest God smite us all!
On a serious note, why do people continue to use this same, clearly fallacious argument against masturbation? Other arguments in defence of the prohibition of masturbation are welcome.