After subtle investigation via observation and polling, I have determined that the two girls who live in this house are willing to help St. Nicholas on Saturday…
…However, they have chosen and prefer to keep Santa, the elves, the reindeer, and the regional offices employed this year. Those were, in fact, their exact words. I was also told they are too old to go to just three presents, and if Santa (looking straight at me) would do five and keep two of them small, they would certainly understand. Actually, that was too young. They claim to need more presents because they are too young for just three.
My point: Up until a couple weeks ago, if you had asked these girls if Santa was real or phony, you would have gotten a no-hesitation REAL. NO shifting of eyes. No giggling. No looking at me as if I am Santa.
It appears they have not been harmed in any way,shape or form.