*O, Saint Joseph,
you who taught our Lord the carpenter’s trade,
and saw to it that He was always properly housed, hear this earnest plea.
I ask you to help Dixieagle now as you helped your foster-child Jesus,
and as you have helped many others in the matter of housing.
They wish to sell this house quickly, easily, and profitably
and I implore you to grant their wish by bringing them a good buyer,
one who is eager, compliant, and honest, and by letting nothing impede
the rapid conclusion of the sale.
Dear Saint Joseph, they know you would do this for them
out of the goodness of your heart and in your own good time,
but their needs are very great now and so I must make you hurry on their behalf.
Saint Joseph, Please forgive me. I have placed you in a difficult position
by asking this in such an urgent manner.
Saint Joseph, I pray that once they sell the property through your help,
that they will redeem you and you will receive their gratitude,
along with a place of honour in their home.
Amen. *