“You’re all sinners, and you all have a wicked nature – but if you serve the lord really well and resist those temptations and battle evil then you will be [sic] help your god conquer death!”
He didn’t need any “help” with that, AT: He did it singlehandedly, in great agony, back on the cross and in the Resurrection. And precisely because He achieved that for us is why His perfection is credited to us (read Romans 4); resisting the temptations and battling evil are what we try to do bec. in that crediting of righteousness to us, He also gives us a new nature, a new core, a new spiritual “cell center,” if you will. More and more, the new nature makes a person see the hideousness of sin and evil. The other thing you seem to be ignoring is that the renewed soul can not help but worship Him—bec. He is
worthy!

Think of it this way: if human artists (musicians, painters, sculptors, poets, etc.) garner ecstatic acclaim from audiences and fans, how much more should the Ultimate Artist of the universe? The whole universe is His open air Art Gallery/Music Hall.
At the root of religion is not just a fear of death, but an overinflated self-image and a desire to be important and matter.
Careful with broadbrushing. Actually, in my own case, what eventually brought me to Christ was neither a fear of death, nor a fear of hell, but rather the revulsion at realizing that, by nature,
every single one of us carries within us the same soul-cancer that afflicted folks like Mengele, Heydrich, and the Einsatzkommandos. I had the same diseased cells as those guys, tho of course not as metastasized. It was simply ghastly to realize there was no way on my own to extricate myself from the presence of those cells, or to extirpate them. I had no idea that the Gospel was the very medicine for that.
Tell me, AT, how do you explain Auschwitz & the “medical” experiments on twins? Mengele came from a solid Middle Class background, complete with university education. How do you explain the monster he became? (IOW, it can’t be blamed on his being “disadvantaged,” which is a favorite cop-out of too many sociologists when they analyze criminal behavior.)
People would much rather be the fawning servants of some imaginary tyrant or the conquering opponents of some imaginary demons than just face up to reality.
The One who lived 33 years in our squalor and then died the agonizing death on the cross can hardly be termed a “tyrant.” What do you do with, for example, the fact that He even totally restored the ear (the one that impetuous Peter had sliced off) on one of the guys that was coming to execute Him? This is the action of a tyrant? Maybe it’s time for you to brush up on what real tyrants do to people.
People want to think they’re special
Are you speaking from a yearning way down in yourself, perhaps? Because I myself have never really considered myself special, if by that you mean “special” in the way, say, Miss Universe is, or Einstein. On the other hand, it’s intriguing that no 2 people are exactly alike, and that not a one of us, neither you, nor I, nor anyone else, would’ve been conceived if, say, our parents had had relations 30 min. before or after they actually did. To boot, the human body is stunningly amazing, wouldn’t you say? For me, there’s a certain "special"ness in those aspects.
they have a tendency to read “specialness” into the universe when there is none.
The more researchers find out about the earth and the universe, the more the whole cosmos seems “special” to me, in the sense of awesome. Even just the fact that all the planets are hanging in mid-air by nothing, and that they rotate as orderly as they do…does that not impress you? See, I guess it’s kind of like someone who’s color-blind or tone deaf: there’s no way to get across to them, respectively, the magnificence of the Mandarin duck or the poignancy of The Swan of Tuonela. I could write my fingers ragged in vain trying to somehow convey to those folks what they’re not perceiving.
Most people don’t like the idea that we’re just another race of creatures floating around on some rock going around a star in the middle of nowhere, one out of who knows how many planets in a cold and unfeeling and uncaring universe so vast that we’re even smaller than specks in the grand scheme of things. And yet that’s what the evidence suggests the case to be.
Ever watch how good attorneys can interpret evidence different ways? All depends on your underlying paradigm/presuppositions. Notwithstanding decades of indoctrination to the contrary (schools & media), I myself don’t feel compelled to share the ones you’re using. It’s true that we’re indeed “specks” (even the Psalmist exclaimed, “What is man, that Thou art mindful of him?”), but ones created in His image, and ones He cared enough about to come down and rescue us from our plight. Now, if we simply choose to leave Him out of the equation when we factor all the info around us together, then, yes, we’re going to come up with “a cold and unfeeling and uncaring universe.” But that’s bec. we’re not adding the equation together right.
And you’re spot on about utopias not existing: whenever man tries to create one, he invariably ends up creating dystopia instead, untold misery and wretchedness for millions. But have you ever wondered why man seems to have this penchant for utopia (especially “modern” man, with his DungShirt Reichs and BloodShirt Worker’s Paradises)? What is it in man that makes him hanker for and think he can perfect humanity?