The Final Judgment will be on May 21, 2011

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That’s according to Harold Camping, the founder of the Family Radio broadcasting network. I happened to hear this prediction while driving to work this morning.

Needless to say, I think it’s baloney. Just thought I’d share it.

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Langdell said:
That’s according to Harold Camping, the founder of the Family Radio broadcasting network. I happened to hear this prediction while driving to work this morning.

Needless to say, I think it’s baloney. Just thought I’d share it.

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Darn!! I have a previous commitment for that day. I’m afraid I’ll have to skip the Final Judgment.
 
I have an appointment with my Allstate Insurance guy that day. Better reschedule the rapture for August when school starts up again. I’m a teacher. I want my entire summer vacation at least and then when it’s time for the kids to come back to school, let the four horseman work their magic!
 
So that means I’ll have to max out my Visa Card on May 20th…in Hawaii.
 
Langdell said:
That’s according to Harold Camping, the founder of the Family Radio broadcasting network. I happened to hear this prediction while driving to work this morning.

Needless to say, I think it’s baloney. Just thought I’d share it.

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Dang it!!! I knew this would happen. I already had my Hie to Kolob planned for May 22. I swear, life is always so unfair.
 
I’m going to go buy a 2011 Dodge Challenger SRT-8, drive 150mph right by the CHP. I’m going to need to retire right away, take out my CALSTRS pension and try to spend it like crazy, eat like a pig, and pray like crazy! LOL…
 
gurneyhalleck1 said:
I’m going to go buy a 2011 Dodge Challenger SRT-8, drive 150mph right by the CHP. I’m going to need to retire right away, take out my CALSTRS pension and try to spend it like crazy, eat like a pig, and pray like crazy! LOL…
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I think the wanton overindulgence may counter the whole praying because the world is ending and I want to be prepared idea LOL
 
I often wonder how these people come to these conclusions

And then to announce it all publicly. Don’t they realize that once it is announced it won’t happen. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
 
what part of “no ones knows the day or the hour” do these people not understand??? 😛
 
Well, this is just awful! That’s on the Saturday I was scheduled to win the PowerBall lottery. I don’t know. This just ruins my plans! :crying:

Here’s an article about Camping and this auspicious date (make that suspicious date) from the San Francisco Chronicle.

May 21, 2011
 
Langdell said:
That’s according to Harold Camping, the founder of the Family Radio broadcasting network. I happened to hear this prediction while driving to work this morning.

Needless to say, I think it’s baloney. Just thought I’d share it.

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so then what we’re just supposed to sit around aimlessly comparing notes until the world ends in 2012?
 
This Camping fellow is quite the mathematician. Apparently he was an engineer of some sort, and he’s applied a calculation in order to derive the date of the Final Judgment.

I have to wonder if mathematics is really the way God intended for us to understand His plan for our lives?

Camping also follows a strictly Calvinist teaching in regards to predestination…
 
TriuneUnity said:
Dang it!!! I knew this would happen. I already had my Hie to Kolob planned for May 22. I swear, life is always so unfair.
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LOL So you’re the one who bought the last ticket to Kolob! I’ve been trying to get in on that Hie for months now! As for me, I’ve decided to believe that May 21 is the beginning of the Apocalypse/Megiddo/End Times/Last Days/Tribulation/Premillennial Dispensational Rapture, so it’s time to work on a book in hopes of ripping off as many people as possible before that dread and terrible Day.
 
puzzleannie said:
so then what we’re just supposed to sit around aimlessly comparing notes until the world ends in 2012?
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There is nothing you can do to attain salvation, according to Camping. You are either in the Elect or you are not.

Which is funny, because he doesn’t even need to have a radio show, if that is the case.
 
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blazerdave said:
LOL So you’re the one who bought the last ticket to Kolob! I’ve been trying to get in on that Hie for months now! As for me, I’ve decided to believe that May 21 is the beginning of the Apocalypse/Megiddo/End Times/Last Days/Tribulation/Premillennial Dispensational Rapture, so it’s time to work on a book in hopes of ripping off as many people as possible before that dread and terrible Day.
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LOL…well, it doesn’t matter that I bought the last ticket because no one will be able to use them anyway, apparently!

Take the last Hie to Kolob.
I’ll be waiting at the space station.
We’ll have time for Urim flavored kisses.
And a bit of conversation.
Oh… Oh no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
 
JosephdeMaistre said:
Surely if every Evangelical Christian in the world disappears in the rapture, there will be mass conversion! No need for those letters to be sent off! 😃
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Not necessarily, it could just mean that there’s a Joel Osteen convention going on.
 
Just got off the phone with Gog. He says that he’s good to go for May 21. He’ll have the “King of the North” and the USSR ready to rock. 😃
 
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