The "is it a sin" thread

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Here’s the rules: you have to ask if something is a sin. And you have to answer the previous person’s question with as much theological hot air as you can muster.
Is it a sin to eat Easter candy on Palm Sunday?
 
Well, that there answers your question with the authority of art. Thank you, Gov.

Is it a sin to lock the cats out so the dog is forced to stay in (and stop barking at the neighbors)?
 
Is it a sin to look at that grotesque image up thread ? 😬
 
“Servants, obey your masters.” That settles it as a sin.

Is it a sin to talk about fixing the plumbing in your house? I’m worried someone might hear that and think about me in the shower and be tempted…
 
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“Servants, obey your masters.” That settles it as a sin.

Is it a sin to talk about fixing the plumbing in your house? I’m worried someone might hear that and think about me in the shower and be tempted…
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Well, ya just led me into temptation with thoughts of tigers in the shower.
😠 GET TO CONFESSION! 😠

Is it a sin to wear the same pair of socks two days in a row if you’re in a hurry in the morning?
 
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Only 2 days in a row? That’s sainthood, isn’t it?
 
Gertabelle said:
Is it a sin to wear the same pair of socks two days in a row if you’re in a hurry in the morning?
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Yes, it’s a venison sin of commissioning. I call it sloth!

Is it a sin to post memes and gifs?
 
You need help.
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Is it a sin to ninja edit your posts?
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Not if you’ve studied parkour.

🤨 I have no idea what you’re asking, so the answer is YES!

Is it a sin to haphazardly answer everyone’s questions because I really don’t care?
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Greenfields said:
Is it a sin to use angry emotes 😠😡👹👺
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Depends on who you’re talking to. In my opinion, most people here need an angry look and a good swift kick. No sin.

Carry on with your good work. 👵🚬
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Is it a sin to be on CAF past bedtime?
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🤔 What do you think about that? How does it make you feel? What was your childhood bedtime like? Does your inner child get cranky and lash out when she stays up too late?..

Is it a sin to wish I could change the title of this thread to “Ask Miss Gertie About Your Moral Dilemmas… Nobody Else Cares… And Neither Does She”?

Now everyone be quiet. I’m going to bed…
 
Sigh*…:expressionless:Now I’ll just have to wait until the English wake up,or Edmundus finishes his afternoon nap…😞
 
All are sinners who asked if something is a sin without first answering the previous poster’s question. Dem’s da rules. (See first post.)

Is it a sin to use a hair dryer to warm your bed while you are in it?
 
Beryllos said:
Is it a sin to use a hair dryer to warm your bed while you are in it?
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Yes. During Lent you must use the hairdryer to heat large stones and then place the heated stones in your bed for warmth.

Is it a sin to wear leggings to Mass provided they are five sizes too large?
 
Only if you don’t cinch them at the top.

Is it a sin to read this thread?
 
Yes… Um, no… Well, maybe. For many this thread is a near occasion of sin. For others it invites scrupulosity. Still others will laugh out loud, and that is a sin (the eighth deadly sin, Jollity).

Now that warmer weather is coming (in the Northern Hemisphere, at least), I wonder, is it a sin to sing while driving with the car windows rolled down?
 
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