I mean really, what’s God (or a bunch of pagan “gods”) doing asking for
milk! What would be their “holy” intention? Don’t the being(s) that created the universe know how to find themselves a local watering hole? What example are they setting by taking away milk that
could be moistening
my bowl of lucky charms? It’s not like these pagan gods would
DIE if they didn’t have their milk! (after all, ya can’t die if ya never lived

)
Milk represents motherhood, kindness, and nurture, as well as being central to their origin myth. Additionally, Ganesha is a holy-child figure, being the son of Shiva and Parvati.
What was your God doing asking for lambs and pigeons back in the Old Testament?
So call me Christian-biased, but I would just say it’s “the devil misleading people away from the goodness of the Lord.” Yeah, I’m probably unknowingly quoting Pat Robertson

, but keep in mind all the rigor the Church puts into examining each “miracle” before approving it as being purely Christian in origin. What sort of Hindu council sat in their lotus positions and debated the Hindu-oriented authenticity of these spoon-dryers?
The World Hindu Council announced a miracle was occurring that same day; considering milk was vanishing across the world, they did not have to go off a single report of an incident in the past. However, the structure of Hinduism is not much like Catholicism; there is no one Magisterium, but many intellectual schools and councils. It might be easier to think of their theological hierarchy as more like those of Judaism, representing both scholarly and mystical traditions.
For what it’s worth, speaking pejoratively of another faith’s miracles doesn’t make your own any more credible.
If this anwer is satisfying, great

. If not,
at least make me an anchor on the 700 Club! (those “gods” get sent milky-white mailed-envelopes full of “offerings” from viewers across a
rich country!)
Much thanks to John R. Butler…
Make me flashy, make me florid
Make my oratory torrid
When I preach on the devil and the communists.
Let me pace across the stage
Like a silk-suited animal in a cage -
Make me a televangelist.
Let me preach on the teaching of creation.
Let me reach out and get me some of them love donations.
Take me from this revival tent.
Make me a friend of the president.
Let me preach from Leviticus when I’m ****ed.
Well, Christianity’s more excitin’
With a good sound system and dramatic lightin’
Make me a televangelist.
Make them tune in to Channel 34
I’ll grab ‘em then with my booming voice and pompadour
Give me a choir and a smokin’ band
Guns for hire in Evangeland.
Let me use the Scriptures like a fist.
Mmm, I’ll give credit where credit’s due
And all the credit belongs to you, so
Hey, big fella, sure would be swella
If you make me a televange-
With a great big Texas ranch-a!
Make me a televangelist!
