The "New" religion of LahLah

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Lets say that 6 days from now, a group of cultists compromising of scholars and scribes have gathered together to form a new religion. Prior to the formation, they have accepted a religious leader amongst them - Lah, by unanimous vote, and their religion is called LahLah. Everything in the religion of “LahLah” is a “prophecy” of the “old”. It’s a mix of Judeo-Christian teachings with a dash of Islamic teachings.

They proceed to write a holy text to “educate” would-be believers on the existence of God. In it, Lah claims of a false religion called Islam, whose rituals are strikingly familiar with the Sabians and Gnostics. Lah also claims the Muslims pray to a god called Ka’bah and Mohammad was their leader; a trophy-wife seeker and a polygamist. He further insults them by saying Muslims are considered “people of the ‘Book’”, but their holy texts have been corrupted throughout the centuries. Wouldn’t that make Muslims angry because of the slander?

I’m asking this because the Qur’an makes all sorts of false allegations about the Jews and Christians. Especially concerning the Trinity and/or Ezrah and historicity. Why aren’t Islamic scholars correcting the obvious errors of the Qur’an but instead reiterating whats been already written in it? All this despite being told over and over again they are wrong about their views? Why do they insist they are “right” when everyone feels they are clueless, even religious scholars?

*Please note: It is not my intention to insult Muslims but to have them understand why Christians and Jews feel insulted by their allegations. This thread was not created for Christians or Jews to insult Muslims either. As much as we disagree, please be kind and respectful to one another as much as possible. *
 
You know, I’ve always wondered where “lahlah” land was. I’ve always wanted to go there, but I’m usually too focused. Is “LahLah” land where this new “lahlah” religion will be centered? If it is, I want to go! 😉

Peace…

MW
 
😃 Sounds like this “new” religion is quite similar to Flip Wilson’s “Church of Whats Happening Now”!😃
 
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