EA,
Some people just donāt appreciate good humor. Next time try belching the alphabet.
That one always getās 'em.
But donāt feel bad. I tried a Mary joke at an evangelical Bible camp once. Blank staresā¦
No, I swore Iād never tell it again.
Ok, but remember I was 10 years old!
The crowd brought a woman caught in adultery to Jesus and called for her to be stoned to death. Jesus paused wrote in the dirt for a moment and said āLet he who is without sin cast the first stone.ā A hush swept the crowd and their faces fell. Then one woman came to the front, picked up a rock and hurled it! The crowd roared and stoned the adulteress to death.
Afterwards, Jesus approached the second woman and said āMom, you totally ruined my lesson!ā