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PumpkinCookie
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The following is a thought experiment for the sake of discussion. I do not believe any of this nonsense, the point of this is to provoke an interesting dialogue. Please do not engage if you are easily offended.
Imagine you interact with a preacher who says the following:
“Repent and believe in the bad news! The creator of the universe is all-powerful, all-knowing, and all-evil! The point of life is to embrace malevolence and become purely evil so we can spend eternity in hell with god!”
To this you reply:
But, the universe seems to be filled with so much good. How could an omnipotent, omniscient, and omnimalevolent god exist, with such a good universe?
“Is god willing to prevent good, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is not omnimalevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then why is there good?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him god?”
In response, the preacher says:
"Well, you see, goodness isn’t really a thing, per se. Goodness has no essence, it is merely the privation of evil. God gave us free will and so sometimes we do good things by failing to be evil. Originally, god created the universe as a place of maximum suffering and evil, but our first parents abused their free will and did something good. As their descendants, we just can’t stop ourselves from doing good things occasionally (due to original virtue), so we need god’s help to become 100% purely evil. Good also appears in nature sometimes due to the “limitations proper to creatures.” The bad news is that god has opened the door to hell for us if we will but accept his grace to become utterly evil. If we choose to refuse his grace however, we will never be evil enough for hell and will wind up in heaven, a place of endless and relentless bliss
perish the thought!
Has the preacher satisfied the objection here? Why or why not? Can you think of follow-up objections to the preacher’s message?
Imagine you interact with a preacher who says the following:
“Repent and believe in the bad news! The creator of the universe is all-powerful, all-knowing, and all-evil! The point of life is to embrace malevolence and become purely evil so we can spend eternity in hell with god!”
To this you reply:
But, the universe seems to be filled with so much good. How could an omnipotent, omniscient, and omnimalevolent god exist, with such a good universe?
“Is god willing to prevent good, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is not omnimalevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then why is there good?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him god?”
In response, the preacher says:
"Well, you see, goodness isn’t really a thing, per se. Goodness has no essence, it is merely the privation of evil. God gave us free will and so sometimes we do good things by failing to be evil. Originally, god created the universe as a place of maximum suffering and evil, but our first parents abused their free will and did something good. As their descendants, we just can’t stop ourselves from doing good things occasionally (due to original virtue), so we need god’s help to become 100% purely evil. Good also appears in nature sometimes due to the “limitations proper to creatures.” The bad news is that god has opened the door to hell for us if we will but accept his grace to become utterly evil. If we choose to refuse his grace however, we will never be evil enough for hell and will wind up in heaven, a place of endless and relentless bliss

Has the preacher satisfied the objection here? Why or why not? Can you think of follow-up objections to the preacher’s message?