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Florida Kerry supporters meet for group therapy
Voters shout epithets at President Bush during first PEST counseling session

Twenty John Kerry supporters met for their first group therapy session in South Florida Thursday, screaming epithets at President Bush as they shared their emotions with licensed mental health counselors.

The first of several free noontime therapy sessions at the American Health Association in Boca Raton was designed to treat what mental health counselors have dubbed Post Election Selection Trauma (PEST).

“If I had a cardboard cutout of President Bush, and these people wanted to throw darts at it, I would let them do it,” Robert J. Gordon, AHA executive director, told the Boca News after the session. “It’s no joke. People with PEST were traumatized by the election. If you even mention religion, their faces turn blister-red as they shout at Bush.”

Although the meeting was closed to the press, AHA therapists obtained permission from participants to provide an anonymous transcript to the Boca Raton News.

…“I want to be a patriot, but it’s impossible to be a patriot in an immoral war,” said another participant, a woman. “Bush is breaking up marriages and dividing families by keeping our troops in Iraq.”

Gordon said the participants also granted reluctant permission to open up next Thursday’s meeting to the general press. Reporters will be forbidden from taking photographs or using the real names of patients. “The media outlets, especially Rush Limbaugh and his ilk on talk radio, scare our patients to death,” said Gordon, facilitator for the meetings. “More than anything else, people with PEST tremble physically.”

Gordon said the Kerry supporters in therapy are predominantly Jewish and older than 50. Most are registered independents and all live in Palm Beach County.

bocanews.com/index.php?src=news&prid=10324&category=Local%20News
 
I want to be charitable. I just said a short prayer for these folks.

Now, my next reaction?..

BHAHAHAHAHBHAHAHAHAHAHA:rotfl:
 
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jlw:
I want to be charitable. I just said a short prayer for these folks.

Now, my next reaction?..

BHAHAHAHAHBHAHAHAHAHAHA:rotfl:
As I read the article, I thought to myself, soft walls and soft toys only. 🙂
 
Now WHY didn’t they have this avaliable when Clinton was re-elected… I am jelous… :rolleyes:
“It’s no joke. People with PEST were traumatized by the election. If you even mention religion, their faces turn blister-red as they shout at Bush.”
I love that part… You know I want to walk by and whisper “religon” and see what happens…PEST----> :mad:
 
I’m sorry, but the dart thing… that was too much. :rotfl:

Bush is great, but even I don’t want to throw dart at a Kerry cutout… at least, not that much…
 
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AmyS:
I love that part… You know I want to walk by and whisper “religon” and see what happens…PEST----> :mad:
I imagine :bigyikes: followed by :mad: then quickly :banghead: then :crying:

as we :rolleyes: and continue to :dancing: .
 
JLW- that is hillarious :rotfl: we are so bad :tsktsk: still laughing though :rotfl:
 
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Pro-Life_Teen:
I’m sorry, but the dart thing… that was too much. :rotfl:

Bush is great, but even I don’t want to throw dart at a Kerry cutout… at least, not that much…
Could you imagine… I can’t believe the guy even said that for print! :eek:
 
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jlw:
I want to be charitable. I just said a short prayer for these folks.

Now, my next reaction?..

BHAHAHAHAHBHAHAHAHAHAHA:rotfl:
I always suspected Dem’s were not wraped real tight! Sheese! I survived 8 years of Clinton, and I did not need therapy. What whiners! :banghead: :rolleyes: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
 
Cooperman added: “One person today said he thinks the country is now run by fascists. Another felt personally threatened by the president’s love for big business. Many believe Bush is going to draft their grandchildren. The anxiety may not affect them every day, but it affects their energy level.”

The PEST epidemic seems to be spreading, with 30 more trembling victims signed up for two other AHA election support groups that will meet for the remainder of the year and possibly beyond. Gordon said his patients’ emotional problems typically started with the “hanging chad” debacle of 2000.

“First, they need to realize they’re not going to overturn the 2004 election,” Gordon said. “They have to live with it. The problem is they have no faith because they think the religious right has hijacked the political system. We try to tell them there is still an election in 2008. You can’t just give up and be apathetic.”

The AHA, using what the News described as “a holistic approach to health that has been mocked as new age voodoo by some national talk show hosts,” assures patients that their post-election emotions are normal and deserve to be taken seriously.

“These people talk about the 2000 election being stolen,” Gordon said. “They talk about Theresa LePore and the Ohio recount. They feel it’s the ‘Right House,’ not the White House. They feel the world is not safe with George W. Bush as president. They spewed out a lot of anger. They are angry at the Democratic Party for being aimless and leaderless. They have a right to these feelings.”

AHA is not the only one offering to deal with PEST, the News disclosed, citing one Boca psychologist, Douglas Schooler, who alone treated 20 Kerry voters with intense hypnotherapy - for a sliding fee covered by his clients’ insurance companies.

The News reported that some of his colleagues accused him of unethically “cashing in” on the misery of Kerry voters. In interviews with the Boca News, however, Schooler revealed that many of the Kerry supporters had visited him for severe mental problems prior to the election, perhaps an indication of why they backed Kerry in the first place.

newsmax.com/archives/ic/2004/12/5/113802.shtml

Others outside angst-ridden Boca Raton have also offered their services to PEST victims, the News said, citing conservative talk show hosts Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, who have generously offered their own “free therapy,” to the dismay of the AHA counselors.
 
This afternoon a group of us active in our local Right to Life org., total of 16 counting a few children, gathered on opposite corners of a very busy intersection with prolife signs. I think some of these patients drove by us this afternoon. Waving at us but with only one finger. Ya know their fear is we will be on every street corner . . . .
 
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Marie:
I always suspected Dem’s were not wraped real tight! Sheese! I survived 8 years of Clinton, and I did not need therapy. What whiners! :banghead: :rolleyes: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Indeed. Even with Monica Lewinsky and the impeachment and the rest. I couldn’t wait to get Clinton out of there. But I wasn’t apopletic with rage and anger.

BTW, the NYTimes had an article today about Hillary and a potential Presidential bid in 2008. Now maybe a Hillary win might have me :banghead: God wouldn’t do that to us, would He?
 
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MJE:
This afternoon a group of us active in our local Right to Life org., total of 16 counting a few children, gathered on opposite corners of a very busy intersection with prolife signs. I think some of these patients drove by us this afternoon. Waving at us but with only one finger. Ya know their fear is we will be on every street corner . . . .
Some radio talk show host has taken to calling people like this as “theophobes”
 
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HagiaSophia:
The PEST epidemic seems to be spreading, with 30 more trembling victims signed up for two other AHA election support groups that will meet for the remainder of the year and possibly beyond.

The AHA… assures patients that their post-election emotions are normal and deserve to be taken seriously.

They have a right to these feelings."
Seems like there’s a whole lotta shakin’ goin’ on…uh huh, uh yuh…
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Don’t you find it interesting that their acronym is PEST… That should be a clue into who they really are…
 
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HagiaSophia:
As I read the article, I thought to myself, soft walls and soft toys only. 🙂
Into the pretty white room with an"I Love Me" sweater, the one with the extra long sleeves that buckles in the back.
 
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HagiaSophia:
“If I had a cardboard cutout of President Bush, and these people wanted to throw darts at it, I would let them do it,” Robert J. Gordon, AHA executive director, told the Boca News after the session. “It’s no joke. People with PEST were traumatized by the election. If you even mention religion, their faces turn blister-red as they shout at Bush.”
Sounds like they need an exorcist not a counselor.
 
At first I thought this was a joke, but then I went to the website. This is what our country has come to?
 
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