The "Why are you still single?" quiz, sorta

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Anyone ever see the movie “Shallow Hal”? These two average looking guys, who will only date gorgeous girls. And one of them dumps this girl becasue she has one toe longer than the other.
One of my guy friends is like this, he will only date pretty girls. And he whines that he can’t find a girl with good morals. He whines that there is no girls out there. I tried to set him up with someone, and he rejected her because she was a brunette. And he’s still single, I wonder why?
 
whatevergirl said:
*There are? How do you know? I’m curious. That’s interesting. I think Catholic single women should move to Alaska, isn’t the woman to man ratio like…1:10? 😃 *
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I want to move to Alaksa (maybe after grad school). If I can’t find a man up there, I’m hopeless.
 
CountrySinger said:
I want to move to Alaksa (maybe after grad school). If I can’t find a man up there, I’m hopeless.
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Take up an interest in some hard science, math, or engineering. Since you’re in grad school, go to their talks, presentations, and gatherings. This was my area of study and I was outnumbered by men something like 15 to 1. 🙂
 
CountrySinger said:
I want to move to Alaksa (maybe after grad school). If I can’t find a man up there, I’m hopeless.
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Why do you say you’re hopeless? Maybe God has another vocation or he wants you to marry later in life. 🙂 It’s all part of carrying your cross.
 
DihydrogenOxide said:
Why do you say you’re hopeless. Maybe God has another vocation or he wants you to marry later in life. 🙂 It’s all part of carrying your cross.
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It was joke. I’m a very sarcastic person. I tried to religious life, didn’t work. They said I was too “sensual”, aka horny. 😃 On the psych test for the convent, the only concern they had was that I would not be able to handle the celibate life (even with God’s help). When the mother superior says that, you are in trouble. Lol. And I’m done with this cross thank you very much. Give me the cross of marriage and children NOW. :D:p
 
chevalier said:
I realise you’re joking, but that kind of knowledge comes from experience. You know where I’m driving at.
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Yes I do. 😃 It’s fun though. But the perfect would know how to right out of the box, that’s why he’s perfect. 😃
 
flyingfish said:
Eh, I bet you could learn a lot of technique by reading about it!
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You can’t really. It’s one of those things that you have to practice. 😛 Reading does only so much. 😊 You also have to build endurance. Nothing is worse than a man who can’t um… never mind… 😊

doesn’t want to get kicked out for being TMI
 
CountrySinger said:
You can’t really. It’s one of those things that you have to practice. 😛 Reading does only so much. 😊 You also have to build endurance. Nothing is worse than a man who can’t um… never mind… 😊

doesn’t want to get kicked out for being TMI
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Haha, but a man could read about how to skillfully work with body parts that last indefinitely 😛
 
flyingfish said:
Haha, but a man could read about how to skillfully work with body parts that last indefinitely 😛
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:rotfl: But I could read how to run a marathon in four hours, but that wouldn’t mean I could do it without practice. 😃 BTW, I’m not encouraging pre-marital sex or masturbation.

oops, that’s not what you said I need a man, badly… But it was witty, so I’ll leave it.

You mean that men have other body parts?!!! 😃
 
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CountrySinger said:
It was joke. I’m a very sarcastic person. I tried to religious life, didn’t work. They said I was too “sensual”, aka horny. 😃 On the psych test for the convent, the only concern they had was that I would not be able to handle the celibate life (even with God’s help). When the mother superior says that, you are in trouble. Lol. And I’m done with this cross thank you very much. Give me the cross of marriage and children NOW. :D:p
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xD Put a 🤷 or 😉 afterwards. You must have southern sarcasm or something. ^^;;

Eh, I understand the pain…I know a lot of people in your situation.
 
chevalier said:
Counts to ten to prevent a lecture on how focusing on technique relates to the unitive aspect
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I don’t know, I think it relates. It’s just like any other skill, whether its conversation skill, listening skill, comforting-your-partner skill. A more enjoyable experience would be more unitive I would think.
 
CountrySinger said:
You are too picky
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Ouch.
CountrySinger said:
You are too smart
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Does a smart mouth count? I’ve been trying to fix it, seriously! D:
CountrySinger said:
You are too religious
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Nope! HAHA! Yes! One point! XD
It’s weird though. That can actually be a turn-on for me if mixed with other matching qualities. (e.g. meek, borderline helpless, naive, shy… suddenly feels raised eyebrows all around him Okay I’ll stop now. ._.)
CountrySinger said:
You want to get a Phd, it scares off (wo)men
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I thought women liked rich men with college degrees? D:
CountrySinger said:
You are too fat
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Hardly. I’m a bony wimp. >_> (Although I am going for a slim bishie physique q: )
CountrySinger said:
You are too funny
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If by funny, you mean unwillingly makes an embarrassment out of himself all the time, yeah. -_-;;
CountrySinger said:
You like video games
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What’s wrong with that!? D’8
CountrySinger said:
You like to work out too much
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Actually people are more concerned that I don’t work out, at all… T_T I’m pretty sure feeling the need to protect my one true love would make an excellent motivation for me though (oh and if I could find an affordable martial arts class). ^^;
 
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