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It is a historic fact that the people of the Old and New Testament didn’t drink wine. What they drank was grape juice. It’s true! Jesus drank grape juice at Passover, just like every Jew did. And the prophets, when they spoke about the banquet God was preparing for Israel, they used the imagery of grape juice - not that nasty old wine that Catholics drink! And did you know Noah got drunk on grape juice? Yep, it’s a powerful drink. He drank so much that he went unconscious and started slurring and got a major headache in the morning. So watch your grape juice! And don’t believe anyone who tells you it’s wine; that is a lie against God! It’s a mistranslation and an error! It’s grape juice, it’s there in the Bible, look it up. So the next time a Catholic tells you Jesus is in the Eucharist, you can just tell him, “No sir, he ain’t in this grape juice! Nuh uh!”