This has to be a hoax

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I’m sure this is a hoax. What is this Lark news anyway. I never heard of it.
 
It may be a hoax, but if it is true that priests are replying to this news, what does this say about our priests.?
 
Scroll down to the link at the bottom of their homepage, and you will see this disclaimer:

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LarkNews® is a satirical newspaper published by Joel Kilpatrick.
LarkNews uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public
figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and
coincidental.

The content of this web-site is Copyright 2004 by Joel Kilpatrick, and may not be reprinted or retransmitted
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Sirach14:
but if it is true that priests are replying to this news,
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Where is the evidence of this?

This is actually a fairly amusing little paper. Some of their articles are in better taste than others, as one would expect. A couple other articles that caught my eye:

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and my favorite
Rapture takes two
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OTTAWA — The Rapture occurred March 31, 2005, at 9:43 a.m. Greenwich Mean Time and took both people on the planet whose theology was exactly correct.
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Dan Wilson of Ottawa, Canada, was snatched away while sleeping. “He spent years refining his eschatological scheme,” says his wife. “Just last week he told me he had it all right, but I still disagreed with him on a minor point. I regret that now.”
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Rejna Thanawalla of New Delhi, India, also experienced the Rapture, say friends. “She knew exactly what the books of Revelation and Daniel meant,” they say. “Sadly, none of us listened to her.”
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In a surprise, Tim LaHaye says he was “slightly wrong on the subject of the Beast,” and was left behind. Other prophecy experts say they, too, botched minor points in their end times charts. “Looks like we’ll have to stay and wait this out,” said one disappointed pastor. •
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