This nun is a hoot!

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ahh, I was looking for her site. I remembered reading her answer about the Brown Scapula. 😃

See #4 at:
asksistermarymartha.blogspot.com/2007/03/im-glad-to-have-opportunity-to-explain.html
This is her answer to the question:
  1. Do I think if you wear a Brown Scapular and lead a sinful life and are not sorry ever but just run around saying, “Ha ha, I’m wearing a brown Scapular! Satan will never get me!” that you won’t see the fires of hell?
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The one time you take it off to shower, you’ll slip on the soap and crack your head open. The bus that knocks you out of your shoes will knock you right out of your scapular. The flood waters that wash you away will wash the scapular off your neck. Your evil boyfriend will remove it while you sleep and murder you for your jewels. The paramedic will take it off to give you a shot of adrenaline that doesn’t work. The nursing home worker will steal it from you. The atomic blast will vaporize the Scapular one millisecond before it vaporizes you.
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I should bookmark her page. Thanks for the link!
 
Too funny! I enjoy how she phrases her sentences, making it amusing, and informative. 😃
 
Thanks, for that one. I’d not heard of her - the picture reminds me of Sr. Wendy (??name??) on PBS TV who strolled through museums with her artwork explanation / expertise.
 
Thanks for posting this, Ravyn. I bookmarked it. I love her sense of humor, she’s a pistol.
 
:rotfl: :rotfl:
I love her interests (on her profile)
dusting pews, scrubbing floors on hands and knees, hours of comtemplative prayer, terrorizing children:p 😃
 
She is too cool. I liked her one from May 26 about the rosary… funny too.😃

Paul
 
Thanks for posting her blog. I am reading it now and loving it!
 
I am not entirely convinced the person who speaks on that blog is a nun… there are a lot of phonies out there.
 
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