LOL! (I kinda doubt there are any family members sitting in the pews for the folks named in the Old Testament, though.

)
I dunno.
My daughter used some free service to trace family trees.
I saw some stuff that I knew of the cuff about my family’s, and others that were wrong.
And much made sense, even as it started hitting some nobility in England and and Scotland; there were enough younger children that nearly everyone has such in their tree.
And then I noticed specific dates of birth and deaths of
non-nobles in the Middle Ages, and started wondering how such data could
possibly could have survived . . .
And then we started hitting historic figures in the first couple of centuries AD & BC, and then a few mores, and “whosamasudge of the Bible”, leading to more of the same, and eventually “Seth bar Adam”, “Almighty God” and “the Big Bang” . . .

:crazy_face:
And remember, Jonah went to Nineveh not Nivea
But he had a couple of brothers he sang with, right?
It was a good paper, except for the fact that Dickinson’s word was actually “calvary” and the poem had nothing to do with war.
On my English AP test, I wrote about how appropriate it was that Huck Finn got shot instead of Tom Sawyer . . .
(no, I didn’t get any credits . . .)
God has a sense of humor.
I came to
truly realize that when I was thrown into a fifth grade classroom to teach for a year . . . .
Clearly, you’ve never had to grade essay questions ! \

:crazy_face:
but can you imagine a sentence so long that it takes up a whole page?
yeah, I’ve read Faulkner (where the merely
feel like that), and Joyce (were you really can’t tell . . .)