Thank you for the explanation.
However, this is exactly what I am concerned about (the highlighted portion above). I never claimed that you began your journey towards Alexandria by listening to lies about the Catholic Church. But I know that you are not yet a Coptic Orthodox and are still in the process of learning. My concern is that in this process, you will imbibe misrepresentations about the Catholic Church.
Forgive me, but it still seems like you are saying that this
is what the process entails, as though your interpretation of it is the plain fact. Instead of using some sort of conditional construction (“I’m afraid that X might happen”), in a way that might express
actual human concern and healthy self-doubt, you first tried to place your own interpretation in my mouth (“It seems
you are saying that your own process of converting is to imbibe misrepresentations about the Catholic Faith”, as though I would ever say or think that!), and now are trying to dress it up a little classier and say that you are concerned that I will absorb misinterpretations. Do you mean to imply that there is no actual discernment going on?

And then you are baffled that I am “bent out of shape” at what you claim is a re-wording of what I’ve said that expresses the same basic ideas.
Really? For my part, I am shocked that you believe that this is what you’ve done.
For example, HH Pope Shenoute once wrote that the doctrine of the Immaculate Conception means Mary did not have a natural conception from Sts. Joachim and Hannah. But that is not what the doctrine of the IC teaches.
I appreciate your point, but it is not all that moving to me, as I am not now nor have I ever been a “single-issue” Christian, such that if Alexandria (or Rome, for that matter) could be found to be in error on one particular point of doctrine then the whole thing collapses in on itself and I must go elsewhere for spiritual nourishment. I’m not saying that’s the case as you’re presenting it here, but I am saying that the representation of particularly Roman Catholic doctrine by anyone (Catholic or otherwise) is not enough to sway me one way or another. There are deeper, more substantial issues at play. I’d just as soon ignore the IC, whether from the interpretation of a Latin or not (as I suppose most Latins do, since they are not involved in theological discussions on the internet).
Would you believe that misrepresentation about the Catholic teaching on the IC just because your (potentially) Supreme head claims that is what it teaches?
Um…no? I would rather, as I just stated, ignore the IC altogether, as the only thing that makes it “necessary” is a particularly Latin understanding of Original Sin that is not even shared by the Orthodox in the first place. This is what I meant by “deeper, more substantial issues”. You have, if I may borrow your favorite verb, imbibed a particularly Latin understanding that I have not, and as such our conversations and arguments continue along two completely different planes, never to meet so long as I continue to not operate under your presuppositions. Sorry. I don’t see how it can be otherwise.
You will find Coptic Orthodox claim that the Catholic doctrine of Original Sin states that we inherit the personal fault of Adam’s personal sin. But the Catholic Church nowhere teaches that. Are you going to imbibe that misrepresentation just because your Coptic sources might tell you to believe that?
I could ask you the analogous question: Are you going to imbibe the Latin misrepresentation of the faith that transforms such unnecessary doctrines into infallibly-declared dogmas to fill holes that only exist in the minds of certain theologians whose opinions are given undue weight in the Roman communion? The rest of your post would already make this question purely rhetorical, though, and as you may have noticed I am not fond of arguing from purely rhetorical bases. Instead, I will say as I have said to you in the past: We are essentially arguing the same argument (SOMEONE out there is misrepresenting the faith), but coming to opposing conclusions. The difference from where I’m sitting is that I am more than happy to admit this and let you have your own standard from which to defend your stances, so long as you do not try to force me to argue as you do and then chastise me when I’m not up to it.
Not accepting Catholic teaching and accepting misrepresentations about Catholic teaching is a fine line. I pray you can live in honesty and integerity, never adhereing to such obvious misrepresentations of the Catholic Faith in your journey towards Coptic Orthodoxy, and that you to do not become one of those who “slanders what they do not understand.”
Nothing is to be understood in Orthodoxy using Catholic teaching as any sort of sign post in the first place. Whenever you see otherwise, it is because the two communities have interacted or are interacting in such a way as to make such comparison necessary.
As the wisdom of Sirach exhorts us, “If you hear something bad against a person, question that person about it, for it might be slander. Do not believe everything you hear.,” as does the Wisdom of Solomon, “Be sure you do not go about complaining - it does no good - keep your tongue from slander. The most secret thing you say will have their consequences.”
Holy and wise words, all of them. Also, rather irrelevant.
Thank you for the conversation.
You’re welcome, and I thank you in return. We may never see eye to eye, but it is good to be able to flesh out our ideas a little bit, so as to not live in an echo chamber wherein our presuppositions go unchallenged.