Trump Quickly Identifies As Woman So Kamala Harris Can't Claim To Be The First Female President

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Donna Trumps claims of it being rigged are suddenly more credible.
 
Another one I found funny, at least a couple of them 😉

10 Interesting Facts About The American Healthcare System​

  • According to our research, the American healthcare system was founded by Bob Healthcare in 1776.
  • Initially, the American healthcare system consisted of just a guy telling you to “stop being such a sissy” whenever you complained about pain.
  • For a while, they used leeches in healthcare, but that practice ended after all the leeches moved to D.C.
  • In a fight between healthcare and Aquaman, Aquaman would become bankrupt and have his giant seahorses repossessed.
  • Most hospitals now allow you to pay with cash or credit, but some new and innovative hospitals allow you to pay with your firstborn.
  • Flintstones Tablets can cure anything, but the government just doesn’t want you to know.
  • Most doctors require an x-ray machine to see your skeleton but the really experienced doctors can do it with only their eyes.
  • Doctors have to eat two dozen popsicles a day to get all their tongue depressors.
  • 3 weeks after you receive care at a hospital, the billing office will just send you five random bills from their giant stack of bills.
  • The first known healthcare plan in history originated in the early church when all the Christians in Jerusalem pitched in to help Paul take care of that nasty thorn in his flesh.
 
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