Vatican Olympic Team

[stpurl]

Badminton!
Since for some reason they don’t allow power walk knitting. . .

Or dueling pianos. . .

 

[TheLittleLady]

Sarcasm, individual, pairs and relay divisions.

 

[DoGodsBidding1]

Couch surfing. I can do that with my eyes closed.

DGB

 

[Ann_Stanton]

Traditional rocking chair “rocking”

 

[bobperk]

Boxing. The Church has been fighting for 2000 years. Down but not out. Always gets back up.

Also, the intro to the original “Rocky” makes it clear that it would be the preferred sport:

 

[EricF]

Poker, cigars, and whiskey. The Triathlon.

 

[neophyte]

Downhill skiing and 50m rifle.

 

[DoGodsBidding1]

Paper football. Spent a lot of time on that during 7th grade study hall. I am sure that I could shake off the rust and excel again.

DGB

 

[BridgetN]

Is reading an Olympic sport?

 

[HolySpirit]

Napping???

 

[Canvas]

Well, when I was younger I used to be on swim team.

But nowadays I would be better off being the guy who sits at home and doesn’t watch much of it.