We are All Curmudgeons Now

[SojournerOnEarth]

We don’t do humor either. Just look at our threads.

PREPARE FOR COFFEE​

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[1Lord1Faith]

Obviously.

I am suspicious about the coffee as well.

 

[Gertabelle]

Obviously.

I am suspicious about the coffee as well.

As well you should be. It “builds character” some would say.

Others suspect the drinking of our coffee is the backstory for many a Marvel villain.

I am neither denying nor confirming these theories.

 

[Gertabelle]

Ooooh…You want to borrow them…I can keep a secret. Who is it this time?

 

[Gertabelle]

How disappointing. So many years on the curmudgeon threads and you’ve failed to identify the sarcasm in my post. It’s really unbecoming of a mudgie.

Besides, there is no humor allowed in the Family Life forum. This thread was probably moved because of the smell anyway.

I don’t do sarcasm. Sarcasm leads to smirks, which are akin to smiles. I don’t do smiles. Or laughter.

Now get off my lawn before I set Sojourner’s boyfriend disco-dugong-bot after ya.

 

[Edmundus1581]

Edmundus1581:

I’m really liking it now, and find it vastly more attractive and navigable.

Obviously, the major change is that it works well on mobile devices - which is a necessity, and way overdue.

You’re wrong, of course, but that can’t be helped.

It’s cold and soggy here today. Gonna go make some soup so I can at least be warm and soggy.

Not so fast Girlie, this is not an official Mudgies thread, so I don’t accept insults with the patient spirit I normally do.

My revenge will be served cold.

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[Gertabelle]

Gertabelle:

Edmundus1581:

I’m really liking it now, and find it vastly more attractive and navigable.

Obviously, the major change is that it works well on mobile devices - which is a necessity, and way overdue.

You’re wrong, of course, but that can’t be helped.

It’s cold and soggy here today. Gonna go make some soup so I can at least be warm and soggy.

Not so fast Girlie, this is not an official Mudgies thread, so I don’t accept insults with the patient spirit I normally do.

My revenge will be served cold.

You flirt!

 

[SojournerOnEarth]

1Lord1Faith:

Obviously.

I am suspicious about the coffee as well.

As well you should be. It “builds character” some would say.

Others suspect the drinking of our coffee is the backstory for many a Marvel villain.

I am neither denying nor confirming these theories.

Probably because you don’t know: :star_struck:star struck by your latest love.

 

[SojournerOnEarth]

1Lord1Faith:

How disappointing. So many years on the curmudgeon threads and you’ve failed to identify the sarcasm in my post. It’s really unbecoming of a mudgie.

Besides, there is no humor allowed in the Family Life forum. This thread was probably moved because of the smell anyway.

I don’t do sarcasm. Sarcasm leads to smirks, which are akin to smiles. I don’t do smiles. Or laughter.

Now get off my lawn before I set Sojourner’s boyfriend disco-dugong-bot after ya.

 

[SojournerOnEarth]

Gertabelle:

Edmundus1581:

I’m really liking it now, and find it vastly more attractive and navigable.

Obviously, the major change is that it works well on mobile devices - which is a necessity, and way overdue.

You’re wrong, of course, but that can’t be helped.

It’s cold and soggy here today. Gonna go make some soup so I can at least be warm and soggy.

Not so fast Girlie, this is not an official Mudgies thread, so I don’t accept insults with the patient spirit I normally do.

My revenge will be served cold.

https://aws1.discourse-cdn.com/catholic/original/2X/a/a82b0250a5dbb766a59a0813684dc40ce0f19aa3.gif

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ATTENTION ALL PERSONNEL​

THIS IS NOW AN OFFICIAL MUDGIE THREAD

Go Stand on Gertie Dingaling’s Lawn

By Order Of

The Official Mudgie Thread People, Now Standing on Yetibelle’s Lawn

 

[SojournerOnEarth]

You flirt!

OH!​

IT’S BACK ON!!!​

WAIT TIL I TELL TOMYRIS!!! SHE GETS TO BE THE MOTHER OF THE BROAD!!!​

Bride. Bore. Bored. Bear. Bore. Beer. Beard. Whatever.

A wedding, a wedding, we’re gonna have a wedding!

 

[SojournerOnEarth]

Obviously.

I am suspicious about the coffee as well.

Chris is being assigned to keep an eye on you to determine if you are mudgie material.

Material to be made fun of, yep.

 

[SojournerOnEarth]

Let’s have the wedding on Tinkerbell’s lawn.

 

[christofirst]

Chris is being assigned to keep an eye on you

 

[Daisy]

@discobot fortune who will Gertie marry?

 

[discobot]

It is decidedly so

 

[Daisy]

It is decidedly so

 

[discobot]

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

 

[Gertabelle]

Gertabelle:

You flirt!

OH!​

IT’S BACK ON!!!​

WAIT TIL I TELL TOMYRIS!!! SHE GETS TO BE THE MOTHER OF THE BROAD!!!​

Bride. Bore. Bored. Bear. Bore. Beer. Beard. Whatever.

A wedding, a wedding, we’re gonna have a wedding!

Well, at least this time I know before the actual wedding.

I’m going back to my coffee cup…

 

[SojournerOnEarth]

No sign of Tomyyris. discobot is going to plan the wedding!

That should be a relief to a nervous Bride!

A Wrangel Island Mudgie Wedding: This Takes The Cake - #2 by SojournerOnEarth