We need Chuck on our side!

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Alot of people don’t know this, but the reason St. Paul won in his debate with St. Peter about whether or not the Gentiles had to be circumsized was because it he brought with him…Chuck Norris!
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Yeah, I can see that. “Here, Peter, YOU explain to Chuck Norris what you want to do to him.”
 
This is probably a bit lame lol, but here goes:

When God sent the flood for 40 days and 40 nights over all the land, of all the people who weren’t in Noah’s Ark, Chuck Norris was the only one to survive.
 
ajk19, this is what I heard.

You see, because there is only ONE of a kind of Chuck Norris, Noah couldn’t let him on the ark, so Chuck Norris volunteered to hold his breath and swim underneath the ark throughout the entire flood to make sure the ark didn’t get wrecked.
 
ajk19 said:
This is probably a bit lame lol, but here goes:

When God sent the flood for 40 days and 40 nights over all the land, of all the people who weren’t in Noah’s Ark, Chuck Norris was the only one to survive.
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In addition, when looking for food during the flood Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a shark in the water with such speed that the heat generated evaporated much of the water, allowing Noah to safely dock the ark…The shark was overdone and Chuck Norris ate the two dinosaurs that Noah put on the Ark…that is why there are no more dinosaurs.
 
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