Weaponizing Mozart

[Wolseley]

Well, if they really want to drive them away, they could play the Barney theme over and over.

It would probably clear the place of everyone over the age of 3.

Listening to Obama would do it for me. Or Pelosi. Or Charlie Rangell…

(shudder)

I’m not sure using music as a punishment is a good thing. That seems a lot like punishing someone by feeding them pie, steak, ice cream, pasta, or fresh baked bread.

With all of that salt, sugar, and saturated fat??? What are you trying to do, hasten their death???