While we’re on the subject…
A very good friend of mine performs in a band that regularly provides “warm-up band” duties for various big name acts (e.g. ZZ Top) as well as some “kinda” big name acts (e.g. Herman’s Hermits, the Ides of March, the Buckinghams - the “geezer rock” circuit, as they call it

) at performances through the midwest. Usually, he and his band are allowed to enjoy back stage comeraderie with the headliners, and he has amassed a nice collection of photos, autographs, etc. throughout the years…
…all except for Weird Al.
My friend related that when he worked a recent show with Weird Al, security around Al was
absolutely (name removed by moderator)enetrable - even backstage! Al was ushered directly from his limo to the stage at showtime by a legion of burly bodyguards who immediately surrounded him and ushered him right back to the limo even as the last notes from his band still rang out. No photos, no autographs, no chit-chat, no nuthin’!
Hmmm

… could it be that our friend Al may be a bit paranoid out of fear of possibly having offended someone throughout the years with one of his many parodies??? Just wonderin’…