Weird Scenarios

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Let’s say a girl is seducing you and the door is locked. Can one in good concience jump out her window whilst breaking a few bones and her fly screen? I ask because I’m bored.
 
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No.
On average guys are physically stronger so even the worse case scenario can be resisted if the will remains strong.

And yes, at some point in life a woman or girl (depending on your age) will attempt to seduce you while blocking your egress so it’s not completely fear fetched.
 
Rather than damaging a window, wouldn’t it be much safer just to break the lock on the door? Or use your charm and intelligence to get her to unlock it?

Do you possess charm and intelligence?
 
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Let’s say a girl is seducing you and the door is locked. Can one in good concience jump out her window whilst breaking a few bones and her fly screen?
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I possess much intelligence but no charm. I can’t talk to a girl without fainting or creating a medieval ballad about her.
 
I am kidding of course, I couldn’t approach one in the first place.
 
How can you be bored when a girl is seducing you and you are jumping out of a window? That is both exciting and exiting.
 
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But one cannot deny that it happens a lot. Also, let’s try to keep this thread light-hearted.
 
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One should proactively keep repelling ropes and repelling spray for these occasions. Pepper spray works well. Also, some sort of air horn or even a foul smelling body spray could help. I hear AXE body spray works well in blinding people and sending them into olfactory arrest. Disorienting them until their prey can escape.
 
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