What do you like best, like least?

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Something i forgot to mention. I like least that others blame the catholic faith for some of her members’ behavior. i.e. “those catholics…” It’s not really a “like least” of catholicism, just of what people blame it for.
 
Catholic, ex-Protestant. What I like best about the Catholic Church is that I think it’s closest to the truth.

What I like least is the weak homilies, compared to the meaty sermons I used to get at my first Protestant church in particular and some other churches I’ve attended, plus the half hearted attempt to use music in worship.
 
Well, I have never been confirmed in any religion. I was baptized when I was four, by a methodist, and circumcised by a seventh day adventist doctor, who read the scripture concerning circumcision.

My father was raised methodist as was his father, but his mother was catholic. My mother had a Catholic Grandfather, but mom was confirmed as an episcopalian as was her grandmother. Her mother became divorced and married a Presbyterian, who became a 32rd degree Freemason.

We all attended a Presbyterian church growing up, on the advice from my grandfather. My older brother could not understand the presbyterians, and began dating a Mormon girl whose father was a bishop. After that he went to the Oral Roberts university for a week with a friend to see if he could get along with them. That didn’t work out.

He met a Catholic girl, and while he was with her went through the catechism and was confirmed a catholic.

My younger brother, considers himself a presbyterian, but married a Southern Baptist and he and his children had attended with the baptists for many years, until they then all started attending a presbyterian church.

Well, when confirmation time came for me, I had not known that it had started. I when to the church some days late and I was not formally dressed. The class was led by a woman, and she went burserque when she saw me. She was filled with raca, she shouted for quite a long time to all of us how the presbyterians were warring against people like me.

No one ever appologised, I never was confirmed. My parents didn’t seem to know what had happened, I didn’t tell them. I came to the services a few times after that, no one said anything, until one sunday a girl told my brother that the church was certain that I would be going to hell. She wouldn’t say it to me though, and none of the others would either.

I think this was the reason that my brother, rejected them all, and became a catholic.

My family doesn’t worry about me not being a member of a church, and says jokingly that I am Jewish.

My father worked with Jewish people for many years. And my brother became a teacher, who leaned his art from a Jewish woman who had been an accomplished opera singer.

I have quite a number of cousins. I don’t know all of the religions that they might be following, many are catholic, but some of them are Jewish.

I am grateful that God has answered my prayers, and thats all I have, there seems no least about that…
With your background, I’m not surprised that you’re a bit cynical about Christians, and that’s speaking as a Christian.

This joke sort of illustrates the point.

This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked quite a lot.

When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash. When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using his paws with dexterity. They were impressed, purchased the animal, and went home (piously, of course). That night they had friends over. They were so proud of their new fundamentalist dog and his major skills, they called the dog and showed off a little.

The friends were impressed, and asked whether the dog was able to do any of the usual dog tricks, as well. This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn’t thought about “normal” tricks. Well, they said, “let’s try this out.” Once more they called the dog, and they clearly pronounce d the command, “Heel!”

Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man’s forehead, closed his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head.
 
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