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Phemie
Guest
- No altar servers
- Penitential Rite omitted and straight to the Kyrie (no, there was no reason for it)
- Gloria omitted and straight to the Collect
- Homily omitted because he’d been “too busy to look at the readings” (but we did get a story about how he’d escaped getting a speeding ticket but had been given one for passing in a no passing zone, “Poor me, I have to spend $120”)
- Creed omitted and straight to the Intercessions
- Woman in shorts preparing the altar at the Offertory
- Laughs with the woman during the Prayers over the Offerings
- Genuflections omitted during the Consecration and before Communion
