Guys, the “surfer dude” is so 80s, KWIM?
Check this out from the LOLCAT bible translation --the beginning of Luke 1:
Luke 1
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1 Lotz of peeplz tried to tel dis stori,
2 its turnded into sort of an urbn lejnd LOL.
3 So I investigaetd evrithin for mai frend Theophilus,
4 so u will know teh truef.
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I knows Ceiling Cat
5 Wen Herrud hads cheezburgers, sum dood callz Zac hads waif callz Liz.
6 Dey laiks Ceiling Cat and does not pee on his rug.
7 But dey waz old and still has no kittehs.
8 One dai, Zac waz serving Ceiling Cat,
9 He hadz to smoke da catnip
10 Wen every doodz was preying.
11 And dey was an angel in da catnip -
12 O noez But teh angel sed "is okai. You can has a kitteh. Calls him Jon.
14 You can has partiez, and all teh doodz also
15 Foar Ceiling Cat will laik him; but he cans not has da drinkies.
16 An he will work foar teh Ceiling Cat
17 And makes all teh doodz sry dey was bad."
18 An Zac sed: "wat? But me and mai waif has rinkles"
19 An teh angel sed “Srsly, Iz Gabriowl. I knows Ceiling Cat, who sendz me,
20 But 'cos you doesn’t beleeve me you can has no voice foar now, kthxbai”.