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I’ve seen it referred to several times here in a negative light but I don’t know what it is. I Googled it before but it’s confusing and long. Can anyone explain it simply?
While I think that there are signs that internationalism has been on the rise for some decades, I do not think there is a secret plot to take over the world. I think there are plots from all over the political spectrum to increase one’s own influence–Catholics think that Catholic principles should have more prominence, environmentalists, Moslems, etc, the same.Isn’t ‘The New World Order’ a worse alternative to socialism? Check it out - its happening now - one monetary currency and ‘equal distribution’ of the world’s wealth is the whole scope behind this movement. There are plenty of sites discussing this issue and several interesting theories on Youtube should you prefer an easier option to reading through the tomes posted on the web.![]()
**FEUDALISM**
You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
**PURE SOCIALISM**
You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
**BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM**
You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you should need.
**FASCISM**
You have two cows. The government takes them both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.
**PURE COMMUNISM**
You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
**RUSSIAN COMMUNISM**
You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
**CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM**
You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
**DICTATORSHIP**
You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
**PURE DEMOCRACY**
You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
**REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY**
You have two cows. Yours neighbors pick somone to tell you who gets the milk.
**BUREAUCRACY**
You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other one and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows. In triplicate.
**ANARCHY**
You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors take the cows and kill you.
**CAPITALISM**
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
**SURREALISM**
You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Here is a simple explanation:
Code:**FEUDALISM** You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. **PURE SOCIALISM** You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need. **BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM** You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you should need. **FASCISM** You have two cows. The government takes them both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk. **PURE COMMUNISM** You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk. **RUSSIAN COMMUNISM** You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. **CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM** You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you. **DICTATORSHIP** You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you. **PURE DEMOCRACY** You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk. **REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY** You have two cows. Yours neighbors pick somone to tell you who gets the milk. **BUREAUCRACY** You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other one and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows. In triplicate. **ANARCHY** You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors take the cows and kill you. **CAPITALISM** You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. **SURREALISM] You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.**
State ownership of the means of production, distribution and exchange.I’ve seen it referred to several times here in a negative light but I don’t know what it is. I Googled it before but it’s confusing and long. Can anyone explain it simply?
Or, you have two cows, the state sells them to pay off the various Banks’ gambling debts.Code:**CAPITALISM** You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Socialism was a response to the Industrial Revolution and the context of Enlightenment thought - the only place where ‘late feudalism’ existed at the time was Russia and some areas of Eastern and Southern Europe - Socialism in those countries was a Western import and very much a minority sport.Socialism was born as an attempt to redress the excesses of late fuedalism (which is not terribly different from oligarch-capitalism).
I’m always open to an upgrade in my history knowledge. It seems to me that late feudalism was effectively still in place for most of the wealth in England. The nobles still pulled all the levers and owned most of the land, no? Was England an exception and the rest of Europe more distributed in wealth, am I misinformed or am I misunderstanding you? Are you really contending that socialism wasn’t primarily fueled by a resentment of the excessive concentration of wealth in the hands of a few lords (or whatever you’d like to call them)?Socialism was a response to the Industrial Revolution and the context of Enlightenment thought - the only place where ‘late feudalism’ existed at the time was Russia and some areas of Eastern and Southern Europe - Socialism in those countries was a Western import and very much a minority sport.
Some have argued that the late medieval period was approaching or moving towards a truly Catholic/human economic system, and that Protestantism and capitalism were part of a package that really came into it’s own in the Industrial Revolution. And the excesses of that resulted in socialism being developed to try to come up with something less awful.I’m always open to an upgrade in my history knowledge. It seems to me that late feudalism was effectively still in place for most of the wealth in England. The nobles still pulled all the levers and owned most of the land, no? Was England an exception and the rest of Europe more distributed in wealth, am I misinformed or am I misunderstanding you? Are you really contending that socialism wasn’t primarily fueled by a resentment of the excessive concentration of wealth in the hands of a few lords (or whatever you’d like to call them)?
That’s corporatism, not capitalism.Or, you have two cows, the state sells them to pay off the various Banks’ gambling debts.
This is priceless!Here is a simple explanation:
Code:**FEUDALISM** You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. **PURE SOCIALISM** You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need. **BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM** You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you should need. **FASCISM** You have two cows. The government takes them both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk. **PURE COMMUNISM** You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk. **RUSSIAN COMMUNISM** You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. **CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM** You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you. **DICTATORSHIP** You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you. **PURE DEMOCRACY** You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk. **REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY** You have two cows. Yours neighbors pick somone to tell you who gets the milk. **BUREAUCRACY** You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other one and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows. In triplicate. **ANARCHY** You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors take the cows and kill you. **CAPITALISM** You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. **SURREALISM** You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Ah, you took my jokey response to a series of jokey definitions seriously.That’s corporatism, not capitalism.
Unless corporatism, or something like it, is the logical result of capitalism.That’s corporatism, not capitalism.
Our conception of greed has been warped. I think people tend to view greed as something peculiar to rich people, particularly under more capitalist economies. Of course greed is something that haunts all men of every class. The poor can be just as greedy as the rich. In fact they could be more greedy and their greed could be what keeps them poor. Moreover there is no reason to think a bureaucrat or politician wont have greed for power (which is what wealth represents anyway). We cant cure greed but we can inflame it by reducing man to merely a material object which is what socialism does.The idea was to remove the greed factor of those few who owned the majority of the means of production and replace them with a state system that would be regulated by the will of the people.
I would disagree. The person with the most ownership will have the most incentive to be productive and protect their productive assets. The most accurate information is always possessed at the lowest level. As information makes it way up a chain it gets lost and becomes distorted. A system where decisions are made at the top will result in less productive use of material due to bad information and less care about the best use of materials.So long as a limited right to private property is respected it really doesn’t matter who owns the means of production (and recall that the most Christian period of history was one in which property and even wealth was more or less owned directly only by the king and exercised in trust by his subordinates).
The Church at one time was a powerful institution in the lives of people. It in many ways rivaled the modern state. I do think that one reason for socialism was the weakening of the power of the Church. Soviet Communism had to destroy the Church as it was a rival of the state. The state does not have to be everything but it tries to be in both communist and Western socialist states, which includes the US.Some have argued that the late medieval period was approaching or moving towards a truly Catholic/human economic system, and that Protestantism and capitalism were part of a package that really came into it’s own in the Industrial Revolution.