What is the one and only thing that all Americans have in common..?

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Yes, we’re all obsessed with money over here… It’s what unites us. 🙂

(not saying we have very much of it -it’s just all we have in common)
Well, we may all have to deal with money, but most of have to deal with toilet paper too. I mean, maybe some people can go a day or two (much longer and I might be worried) without having to handle it.

But I don’t think it’d be right to say that we’re all obsessed with it.
 
Well actually if you make little enough money you don’t pay taxes…so nope…
Wrong!! You’re thinking of income taxes. If you buy anything even a water bottle from the corner gas station you’re paying taxes, or if you buy a dollar cheese burger from Micky-Dees you are paying taxes. Granted it’s not that much but its still tax.
 
Well, actually there are quite a few non-citizens here in america… So why are they here…? Oh wait, I know -to make money…! 😃
Yes but you asked what all Americans have in common…That excludes non-citizens for even if they live here they are not “Americans” until they obtain citizenship…

Peace
James
 
Wrong!! You’re thinking of income taxes. If you buy anything even a water bottle from the corner gas station you’re paying taxes, or if you buy a dollar cheese burger from Micky-Dees you are paying taxes. Granted it’s not that much but its still tax.
…and taxes are money. 😉
 
Wrong!! You’re thinking of income taxes. If you buy anything even a water bottle from the corner gas station you’re paying taxes, or if you buy a dollar cheese burger from Micky-Dees you are paying taxes. Granted it’s not that much but its still tax.
Touche…:knight2:…ya got me…

Peace
James
 
Yes but you asked what all Americans have in common…That excludes non-citizens for even if they live here they are not “Americans” until they obtain citizenship…

Peace
James
Oh gosh… I think you got me there. Totally stumped now…😊 🙂
 
that no matter who wins the next election for President we’ll all continue to live in hell for the next four years?
 
I’ll answer your question if you can answer one of mine:

*What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? *
 
…well my point, if there is one, is that Americans needs to have something -anything in common besides “being human”, being citizens", and “having money”… So if we actually lived in a world where we could make things happen, what common thing could all Americans possibly take pride in as a form of unity…? What do other more morally sound countries have as a common denominator besides being of the same race?
 
Sorry, I don’t even know what an unladen swallow is. :D. 😛
An unladen swallow is a swallow that flies unladen, as in not carrying any luggage or coconuts. It’s an old Monty Python joke.

The answer: The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles per hour*, beating its wings 7-9 times per second.
 
Why don’t we have LIKE tabs on these posts? It would be so much more fun! 😃
 
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