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KCtheMommy
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I just got an email an hour ago with the following link. That’s all, nothing else. Just the link.
I say in quick response:
“MY GOODNESS THAT IS OBNOXIOUS.”
Then I pester him about the Amazon box and if I can open it to check if we got hoodwinked on that Banduka or whatever it’s called. “You didn’t buy anything but gifts for Shane right?”
I get the following back:
“I bought him a DVD with all the Old 40’s superman cartoons on one DVD
should be coming today cost 4.99”
So I can open the box?
“Yes, and I think that’s the most bad a** E.P. T-Shirt ever by the way”
“Is that a Christmas Hint?”
(Excuse the language and at least the symbol-replacements are his – but he’s Navy. I think foul language is a job requirement at times – but he’s a good boy at home. Most of the time.
)
**"Its an “I’m F#@!ing begging you for Christmas”!!!
P.S.
Its also a “please order it now so it will be here for Christmas” **
:bigyikes: 
Now what am I going to do?
Ohp this just in:
“Size Large”
I know it’s all a matter of taste but my taste specifically says: "this shirt can only be worn in one place: that is an “all you can eat buffet in Las Vegas – downtown. Not even the strip – Downtown – kind of shirt.”
Now I love Elvis, I do, we have a large painting of him in our family room (it’s tasteful) and I like campy Elvis stuff too, the kids recently broke the Elvis Statue’s head off. We’ve been to Graceland, we’ve been to Tupelo. We own just about every piece of music he ever recorded. We LOVE Elvis.
But this shirt?
Over-the-TOP.
How do I get out of going out of the house with him in that shirt?
Ahhh but it would make him so happy wouldn’t it? I feel like I am stuck between a rock and an obnoxious Elvis shirt here.
I suspect I better go get my credit card.
Yeah, of course I’ll take a pic. Bet he puts it on Christmas Day. He’s not wearing it to church though – I’m drawing the line.
I say in quick response:
“MY GOODNESS THAT IS OBNOXIOUS.”
Then I pester him about the Amazon box and if I can open it to check if we got hoodwinked on that Banduka or whatever it’s called. “You didn’t buy anything but gifts for Shane right?”
I get the following back:
“I bought him a DVD with all the Old 40’s superman cartoons on one DVD
should be coming today cost 4.99”
So I can open the box?
“Yes, and I think that’s the most bad a** E.P. T-Shirt ever by the way”
“Is that a Christmas Hint?”
(Excuse the language and at least the symbol-replacements are his – but he’s Navy. I think foul language is a job requirement at times – but he’s a good boy at home. Most of the time.
)**"Its an “I’m F#@!ing begging you for Christmas”!!!
P.S.
Its also a “please order it now so it will be here for Christmas” **
:bigyikes: Now what am I going to do?
Ohp this just in:
“Size Large”
I know it’s all a matter of taste but my taste specifically says: "this shirt can only be worn in one place: that is an “all you can eat buffet in Las Vegas – downtown. Not even the strip – Downtown – kind of shirt.”
Now I love Elvis, I do, we have a large painting of him in our family room (it’s tasteful) and I like campy Elvis stuff too, the kids recently broke the Elvis Statue’s head off. We’ve been to Graceland, we’ve been to Tupelo. We own just about every piece of music he ever recorded. We LOVE Elvis.
But this shirt?
Over-the-TOP.
How do I get out of going out of the house with him in that shirt?
Ahhh but it would make him so happy wouldn’t it? I feel like I am stuck between a rock and an obnoxious Elvis shirt here.I suspect I better go get my credit card.
Yeah, of course I’ll take a pic. Bet he puts it on Christmas Day. He’s not wearing it to church though – I’m drawing the line.
) Soooo I have to ask…Did you guys go to the McDonald’s while you were there and check it out? 
We do. How bout you all just laugh at me instead? Or him? Or both of us? Yeah, this isn’t prayer-worthy but it sure is hardy-har-har-worthy.
