What were some ridiculous things you were told or believed?

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Here’s one I came up with on my own. I grew up in northern Indiana, and I became aware at an early age that there was a 500-mile automobile race in our state capital on Memorial Day. From that I concluded that every state capital had a 500-mile automobile race on Memorial Day, which made me wonder why I never heard about any of the other races 😛
 
Here’s one I came up with on my own. I grew up in northern Indiana, and I became aware at an early age that there was a 500-mile automobile race in our state capital on Memorial Day. From that I concluded that every state capital had a 500-mile automobile race on Memorial Day, which made me wonder why I never heard about any of the other races 😛
Funny!
 
I’m not sure why, but I picked up a LOT of superstitions from various books I read. I was petrified of things like stepping on cracks, walking under ladders, black cats, and I tried my hardest to hold my breath through tunnels and while passing cemeteries.

They were all passing phases, but when your family doesn’t really do anything in the way of tradition, they appealed to my overactive imagination.

Oh, and I believed there were trolls who would eat me at night if I wasn’t careful. For protection, I had to sleep with my head almost completely covered by a blanket. Only my nose peeped out to breathe. 😛 That was the result of seeing a movie (I think Troll 2?) way, way too young. It’s one of those horror movies that’s so bad it’s good, but very young me was very scared by it. I still get this terrible crawling feeling whenever someone mentions it.

(And I could not sleep without my head being covered until I was well into my 20s. 😊)
 
I’m not sure why, but I picked up a LOT of superstitions from various books I read. I was petrified of things like stepping on cracks, walking under ladders, black cats, and I tried my hardest to hold my breath through tunnels and while passing cemeteries.

They were all passing phases, but when your family doesn’t really do anything in the way of tradition, they appealed to my overactive imagination.

Oh, and I believed there were trolls who would eat me at night if I wasn’t careful. For protection, I had to sleep with my head almost completely covered by a blanket. Only my nose peeped out to breathe. 😛 That was the result of seeing a movie (I think Troll 2?) way, way too young. It’s one of those horror movies that’s so bad it’s good, but very young me was very scared by it. I still get this terrible crawling feeling whenever someone mentions it.

(And I could not sleep without my head being covered until I was well into my 20s. 😊)
I cannot sleep with my arm or leg hanging over the bed because I once believed there was “something” under the bed that would come out and grab them. To this day I have that feeling! I also cannot stand to think about vampires or watch vampire movies. Funny how some childhood fears can carry over, and my worst nightmares seem to involve me running from vampires to this day!
 
When we kids were little and were being especially trying, my mom would threaten to call the bogeyman/kidcatcher who (if my mom is to be believed) make housecalls to take away naughty little children.
 
We were told that having your hand out the open window where it could catch the wind when you were riding in a car would result in your arm being ripped off. (Anyone ever heard of that actually happening? Ever?)

Cracking your knuckles would give you big ugly knuckles or arthritis. (It won’t).

Going outside with wet hair will give you a cold. (It won’t)

Santa brings coal to naughty children. (My brother never got any. That’s proof enough for me.)
 
Santa brings coal to naughty children. (My brother never got any. That’s proof enough for me.)
I may have told this story on CAF before, but you reminded me of it. At our house, the Tooth Fairy brought us a quarter for every baby tooth. In kindergarten, a boy lost his first tooth and he got $20. $20!!! I was bewildered by this discrepancy.

My mother put all my fears to rest by reminding me that he was the dentist’s son, and so he must have exceptionally good teeth. 😉

(I hope and pray for the ability to think that quickly on my feet!)
 
Stemming from another thread, what were some absurd things you were taught or believed as a child, teen or even as an adult?



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We were taught and had to do projects on how man was causing the world to cool and we’d be entering another ice age if we didn’t do something.

That we would run out of resources and food well before 2000 if the population wasn’t drastically reduced.
 
We were on a road trip when I was little. One of my parents mentioned that there was a toll bridge coming up. I got scared that there would be a troll under the bridge.
 
I must have been very young, but I asked once how I got here and my sister told me that my fairy godmother picked me out of a bunch of babies in cradles and brought me home. It had to be true, because my fairy godmother left me money under my pillow every time I lost a tooth.
 
My mother will not eat chicken on New Year’s day because if you eat something that scratches on New Year’s, you will be scratching for one all year long.

Also if you put money outside on your windowsill on New year’s Eve, money will come to you all year long.

She’s 89 and still does these things.
 
My mother will not eat chicken on New Year’s day because if you eat something that scratches on New Year’s, you will be scratching for one all year long.

Also if you put money outside on your windowsill on New year’s Eve, money will come to you all year long.

She’s 89 and still does these things.
Must be working:)
 
We were told that having your hand out the open window where it could catch the wind when you were riding in a car would result in your arm being ripped off. (Anyone ever heard of that actually happening? Ever?)
Yes actually, but not by the wind. My BIL was riding in a truck with a couple of guys, the one in the back had his arm out the window. They were driving pretty fast down a narrow country road. Apparently they flew by a vehicle going in the opposite direction and his arm hit the side mirror hard enough that he lost his arm.
 
I cannot sleep with my arm or leg hanging over the bed **because I once believed there was “something” under the bed that would come out and grab them. ** To this day I have that feeling! I also cannot stand to think about vampires or watch vampire movies. Funny how some childhood fears can carry over, and my worst nightmares seem to involve me running from vampires to this day!
When I rescued a feral cat last year this became a reality; she hid under my bd and attacked my ankles with sharp claws at every opportunity. Finally I blocked the base of the bed off; try it!
 
Yes actually, but not by the wind. My BIL was riding in a truck with a couple of guys, the one in the back had his arm out the window. They were driving pretty fast down a narrow country road. Apparently they flew by a vehicle going in the opposite direction and his arm hit the side mirror hard enough that he lost his arm.
A man here was vomiting out a car window late one night and was decapitated by an electric guy wire (I think that’s how it is spelled?) .
The driver who was also very drunk, stumbled into his home, and never noticed his friend.
People out walking their baby in a stroller saw the bloody car door and called the cops.
The found the head in the grass on the side of the road.
Was horribly sad.
Yeah, you can lose a limb or worse out a car window.
 
Many years ago as a kid, I thought about the word patient and how it can either mean a person seeking medical care or describe someone or something that can tolerate problems, delays, or suffering, basically, having patience. I developed a theory that the usuage of the word came from doctors making patients sit in the waiting room for a long time. It made sense to me since our family physician always made us wait an hour, well past our appointment time, because he loves to talk too much to the patients that he sees. I’m sure now it’s because of having similar root words on Latin or Greek, but, it made sense to me as a kid before I learned that not all doctors are like that.
 
Many years ago as a kid, I thought about the word patient and how it can either mean a person seeking medical care or describe someone or something that can tolerate problems, delays, or suffering, basically, having patience. I developed a theory that the usuage of the word came from doctors making patients sit in the waiting room for a long time. It made sense to me since our family physician always made us wait an hour, well past our appointment time, because he loves to talk too much to the patients that he sees. I’m sure now it’s because of having similar root words on Latin or Greek, but, it made sense to me as a kid before I learned that not all doctors are like that.
For some reason your story reminds me of how I came up with the idea of “apostolic succession” in my head as a protestant kid. I was probably still a pre teen but one day I was contemplating how our pastors can actually become “ordained” and I remember thinking that they must be able to trace themselves back to the pastors of Jesus’ time. In other words, the first ordained ministers must have ordained others who ordained others now all christian pastors have that connection to the old pastors.

There you have it. Apostolic succession was “only logical” to the mind of a pre teen protestant kid long before he every even heard the phrase “apostolic succession” 🙂
 
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