What would your enemies say about you?

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Where do I begin?

I’m passive-aggressive. I have very selective empathy, if any. I’m a hoarder. The easiest way to get to me is to hurt my pride. I’m not easily out-smarted. Ad hominem attacks are not very effective against me. My bluntness is a double-edged sword.
 
If you don’t have enemies, you probably don’t have friends either. Best way to avoid making enemies is to avoid making friends.
 
Psy is completely fake! If you knew the real person under that false veneer, you’d puke. She’s a manipulative, controlling, grasping, mean and disgusting b***h. Worst person you’ll ever meet. In fact, don’t meet her. You’re better off not knowing her at all.
 
How would enemies describe the Old Colonel? Maybe something like this…

“He is the wine of bitterness. He is the bread of emptiness. His heart closes at dawn within the house of our misfortune. He is the end of peace and tranquility. He is the liberator of the the weak, oppressor of those who shun their hope. He is like the ages, destroying today and building tomorrow. His victories are sweeter than life and his defeats more bitter than a crashing comet, like wormwood falling from the heavens. No wealth can entice him. Loss does not discourage him. Poverty does not harm him. For in his embrace, all enemies are equal.”

You know, the usual cornball stuff my enemies say. 😜
 
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They’d say I’m too humble. Or maybe they’d say I’ve been reading Ron too much lately!
 
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My enemies sing this song about me:

I’ve heard legends of that person
How he plunged into enemy territory
How he saved his homeland

I’ve heard legends of that person
How he traveled the breadth of the land
Reducing all he touched to rubble

I’ve heard legends of that person
I’ve heard legends of that person

Revered by many – I, too, revere him
Feared by many – I, too, fear him

Now, that person
Stands at my side

Now that person stands at my side
Now my friends are with me
Some of them were once heroes
Some, my mortal enemies

And as we face each other in battle, locked in combat
We shine ever brighter
 
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My enemies? I try my best to get along with everyone. So I’m not really aware of them. The only one I can think of off hand is Satan. And he knows I’m fairly tough to deal with. Because I have one watching over me, that he’s absolutely scared to death of. And her name is Mary! 😉
On the way back to the Petits-Fosses, Bernadette revealed how at a certain moment the Apparition seemed different from before. Suddenly loud yells, belched from the Gave, had rent the sacred silence of Massabielle. They ‘challenged, crossed, collided with one another, like the clamour of a brawling crowd’. One voice, more furious than the rest, dominated them all and roared out: ‘Get out of here! . . . Get out of here!’ Bernadette guessed rightly that the threatening curse was by no means addressed merely to her humble self, but was an attack directed beyond her to the Vision of Light standing above the eglantine. The Vision merely glanced in the direction of the rushing stream. This single look, one of sovereign authority, reduced the invisible mob to silence: the enemy of all good would not drive her from the grotto where she gave her audiences. At Massabielle, the future was to prove that the Spirit of evil, in this burst of fury, had admitted his defeat; he was not to extinguish the great radiance that would issue from this dark, peaceful nook, where so many sinners would renounce sin!

St. Bernadette Soubirous: 1844-1879
by Abbe’ Francois Trochu
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I’m a prosecutor. It comes with the territory. My personal favorite is the guy who claimed to have taken contracts to kill everybody involved in his case.
 
I sleep with a bulletproof vest on, a knife under my pillow, and my .45 gun holstered. Oh, did I mention my bedroom is in the basement?
 
I recently read the Tao Te Ching -

“ There is no greater misfortune
than not having a worthy foe “

Also - that same chapter ( 81 chapters )

“ When opposing forces are evenly matched,
the one who is saddened - will be victorious “
 
Cruciferi: Molotov cocktail to to the window 😛 Makes a real mess of a basement.

I’d say you are a bit under armed 🙂
 
I got a secret escape exit, plexiglass windows and a fire extinguisher.
 
I don’t know of any enemies, but i do have friends who would probably say rude things about my faith (if i were to preach) and probably will tell me I’m wrong in my understanding about controversial topics.
 
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