Which is the real Jesus?
Is he the one who
was born when Quirinius was Governor of Syria (6-12 AD) (Luke 2:2)
or the one born when Herod the Great was King (37-4 BC) (Matthew 2:1)? (note q12 year gap)
Is he the one whose
adopted father Joseph wasthe son of Heli (Luke 3:23)
or the son of Jacob (Matthew 1:16)?
Is he the one whose
adopted father, Joseph was descended from King David through 28 generations (Matthew 1:6)
or was descended from King David through 43 generations (Luke 3:23-31)?
Is he the one
whose conception was told to his adopted father Joseph in a dream (Matthew 1:18-20)
or announced to his mother by an angel. (Luke 1:26-31)?
Is he the one who
was born in the house in Bethlehem where Joseph and Mary lived (Matt 1:18 – 2:23)
or in a stable in Bethlehem to where Joseph and Mary have traveled to take part in a census (Luke 1:4 – 2:40)?
Is he the one whose
cousin John survived the killing of the children under 2 years old ordered by King Herod and who later baptised him (Mark 1:9)
or was only six months older than him (Luke 1:24-26) so would have been killed in King Herod’s slaughter? (Matthew 2:16)?
Is he the one
who drove the money lenders out of the Temple at the beginning of his three-year ministry (John 2:14-16)
or in the week before his death (Mark 11:15)?
Is he the one who was crucified
on the day of preparation for Passover at about noon (John 19:14)
or on the day of Passover at 09:00 a.m (Mark 15:25)?
Is he the one whose last words were
“Father, into your hands I commend my spirit.” (Luke 23:46)
or “Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?” (My god, my god, why have you forsaken me?) (Mark 15:34)?
Is he the one who
died immediately before the land was cast into darkness and the ‘curtain of the Temple’ was ripped (Mark 15:38)
was still alive when the curtain was ripped (Luke 23:45)
or even whose death was followed by an earthquake and dead people rising out of graves and wandering about in the city, events which, surprisingly, no one else seems to have noticed (Matthew 27:51-54)?
Is he the one whose tomb was
opened in the presence of Mary Magdalene and Mary the mother of James and an angel who sat outside on a stone (Matthew 28:1-2)
found to be open by Mary Magdalene, Mary the mother of James and Salome with one angel sitting inside it (Mark 16:1-5) (but they told no one about it! (Mark 16:8))
found to be open by an unspecified number of nameless women with two angels standing inside it (Luke 23:55 - 24:4)
found to be open by Mary Magdalene on her own and in which two angels only appeared after several other people had come and gone (John 20:1)?
Very clearly, only one Jesus can’t have been all of the above, So the only possible conclusion, other than that they were all made up, is that there were several different Jesuses and that the Bible’s authors were either writing about different ones or they got them muddled up. In either case, or any other, even if there was just one Jesus, we have then to question the historical veracity of these differences and ask why they exist,
especially coming from people who were right there! And if times, dates, places were so muddled, how accurate are the recorded sayings so few as there are?