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oksoitworked
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I thought these were pretty funny, but when does it start to cross a line?
Jesus may walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.
Every time Chuck Norris does a roundhouse kick, an angel gets its wings.
God wanted 10 days to create the earth. Chuck Norris gave him 6.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
When God said, “let there be light”, Chuck Norris said, “say ‘please’.”
On the eighth day, God said, “Let there be Chuck Norris.”, but put him into cryogenic sleep after he roundhouse kicked the first twelve Adams to death.
Chuck Norris was originally considered for the part of Jesus in the Passion of the Christ. However, the director realized that Chuck Norris cannot show the emotion of pain. He can only inflict it.
Jesus may walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.
Every time Chuck Norris does a roundhouse kick, an angel gets its wings.
God wanted 10 days to create the earth. Chuck Norris gave him 6.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
When God said, “let there be light”, Chuck Norris said, “say ‘please’.”
On the eighth day, God said, “Let there be Chuck Norris.”, but put him into cryogenic sleep after he roundhouse kicked the first twelve Adams to death.
Chuck Norris was originally considered for the part of Jesus in the Passion of the Christ. However, the director realized that Chuck Norris cannot show the emotion of pain. He can only inflict it.