We “stand” in our 915,842 committees (per congregation), arguing with ourselves.(Literally, I mean. Not necessarily with each other–although we do that too–but arguing with ourselves about whether to argue with each other…The standard line is,

"where there are 2 Methodists, there are
at least 3 opinions".
Not to mention that

when the toilet overflows in a Methodist church, we have to call together** all** the aforementioned 915,842 committees, & try to figure out which committee among them is in charge of voting on the formation of a 915,843rd committee to decide what to do when the toilet overflows in a Methodist church.
Did I mention that whichever committee there is decided upon has to be voted into existence at the next Official Board meeting??? Never. Do. Anything. In. A. Methodist. Church.Without. Going. Before. The. Aforementioned. “Official. Board”.

Its a wonder we stopped having the piano carried up & down the stairs every Sunday, because the choir was using it midweek for practice in the fellowship hall.
(I couldn’t make that up. Every. single. bluidy. week.

Bring it down for choir, & put it back upstairs for Sunday services

).
Now that I think of it, it probably had to be brought before the…well, you know: the

Official Board.